By KaylaRox1908 - 08/07/2015 02:45 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I had to sit through an entire movie where every time a new character was introduced, the guy sitting behind me would say, "My name is Jeff." FML
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HappyItalian 38

The movie was Terminator: Genisys. The theatre was completely full so I couldn't switch seats. The guy was with a friend so they both thought it was hilarious and continued to do it even for the after-credits scene when almost everyone was gone. On a side note, I can't believe out of all the FML's I've posted over the years this is the one that got published, haha. Nice thing to wake up to in the morning before a job interview! (Hopefully that's not another FML waiting to happen)

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Badkarma4u 17

You can blame vine for that.

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MzZombicidal 36

Or 22 Jump Street since that's where it's from?

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knightmareengage 16

You know how Jeffs FML went today? Deciding to go to a movie today, I sat behind this really hot chick. My friends had told me recently that I should try to get back into the dating scene, and that perseverance is key to success. So going out on a limb, I decided to introduce myself, "my name is Jeff" I said... Crickets... Forging ahead undeterred by the lack of response I decided to try again.."my name is Jeff"...I try to talk to her for the entire two hours of the movie, and the bitch totally ignored me the entire time. FML

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tommylover842 23

Aww now I actually feel sorry for the guy!

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BusyDelaying 9

The strugle is real lol. Sorry Jeff we all miss understand you. wrong place wrong time.

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idxntgiveafxck 17

OMG THATS HILARIOUS! I really wish I was sitting next to that dude. That line cracks me up so much and I don't understand why

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idxntgiveafxck 17

This by far the best FML post ever, in my opinion.

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