Intimacy: Today, I was texting my boyfriend and things were getting a little...

By DreeStahr - 30/09/2016 04:05 - United States - Liberty

Today, I was texting my boyfriend and things were getting a little steamy. He said, "I really want you right now." So, of course, I told him to come over. To which he replied, "Nah." FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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By grossedout - 01/11/2014 00:39

Today, I was walking back to my dorm with my boyfriend. He was being really sweet as he held my hand. We were about to kiss goodnight and as he pushed some hair out of my face he said, "Can we hurry it up? I'm about to rip one." FML

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By BatBee - 03/08/2016 02:29 - United States - Princeton

Today, my husband and I were talking about how we missed our sexting from when we were dating, so later I took a bath and texted him while he was relaxing in bed. His response ? "I'm tired and hurry up I need to poop." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML

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By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

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He's fine

By kenz - 17/12/2020 20:01

Today, I wanted my boyfriend to come over for a backyard wiener roast. Because it was so hot outside, he told me he didn't want to. Eventually, I talked him into it telling him it would be fine. He's now still asleep on the couch with heat stroke. FML

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By rachaaaaeul - 06/08/2010 07:07 - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML

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By cmd102 - 20/10/2011 21:18 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2014 05:51 - United States - Hicksville

Today, my girlfriend sent me a bunch of sexy pics and said to come over to her place. I thought she was in the mood for sex. Nope, she just wanted me to come over and hang a shelf, after which she sent me back home. FML

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Sick burn

By Anonymous - 16/05/2010 08:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML

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cydia123 24

Friday 30 September 2016 11:37

Can't have wanted you that badly then.

gracehi 31

Friday 30 September 2016 11:49

That ******* tease.

Comments

cydia123 24

Friday 30 September 2016 11:37

Can't have wanted you that badly then.

domolovesyoshi 33

Friday 30 September 2016 11:38

Maybe he expected you to go to him

gracehi 31

Friday 30 September 2016 11:49

That ******* tease.

maharb01 17

Friday 30 September 2016 12:27

keep the slow burn going until the next time you'll be together, the build-up can be fun until then

Diamond_don 18

Friday 30 September 2016 12:49

He missed out

cuz803 44

Friday 30 September 2016 13:20

What a troll you're dating

babyblueyes 27

Friday 30 September 2016 13:31

Just say the same thing next time he wants sex.

tmj25789 23

Saturday 1 October 2016 3:10

I agree. If he wants to be a tease, then be a tease the next time.

MoroseMoose 47

Saturday 1 October 2016 4:30

This is what I was thinking. Get him all worked up until he's begging for it. "Nah."

lonewolf3400 10

Saturday 15 October 2016 21:48

Maybe he was busy doing something you never know man

Goblin182 26

Friday 30 September 2016 13:48

On my way, Babe

Catdragon 40

Friday 30 September 2016 15:34

I've had a guy tell me I could ask him for anything I wanted when I wanted it because I was always good at doing things with him. The first time I worked up the nerve to ask him and he tells me he doesn't feel like it because it's too easy and it puts him off. That really tore into me and I stopped chatting with him. Why say something if you're not going to fulfill it?