Kids: Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year...

By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 20:51 - United States

Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML

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By Shouldn'taWornaThong - 10/02/2018 07:00 - United States - Tempe

Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2010 23:04 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2023 00:30

Today, my son decided to run around a supermarket in his underwear, leaving me to chase after him. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 21:57 - United States - Dewitt

Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2017 13:00

Today, I went to a restaurant with my family. My five year old goes under the table and says "Mommy! You forgot to wear underwear!" FML

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By DatAss - 15/01/2016 10:56

Today, I was out grocery shopping when some pervert decided to slap my ass as they walked by. As I turned around to confront them, I saw that the culprit was a 7 or 8-year-old boy. I was so shocked, speechless and angry that I couldn't even decide how to handle the situation. FML

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By super maman - 30/09/2014 03:08 - France - Montauban

Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML

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By whoopsiedoodle - 21/05/2009 12:45 - Canada

Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was wearing a skirt since it's so warm out. My 4 year old scooted under the table to sit next to his brother. When he popped up on the other side, he exclaimed, "Mommy! You forgot to put on your underwears!" People were staring. FML

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All my fault

By streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

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It's not what you think

By shway - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year-old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit, and she screamed, "Don't touch me there!" Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML

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Saturday 4 July 2015 9:38

I would have been embarrased for her. 6 years old Is a little too old for that type of thing to happen.

bigdfootball97 24

Saturday 4 July 2015 9:37

They start so young :')

Comments

dragoongirl90 34

Sunday 5 July 2015 20:15

My question is why she was wearing a skirt and no underwear. She was asking for an accident.

Witchylady 17

Monday 6 July 2015 0:58

You need to teach your child how to behave properly in public places. Though those little don't always listen. Lesson number one: always wear knickers and clean ones at that in public places

morena2296 3

Monday 6 July 2015 5:29

I'm just trying to figure out how a 6 year old got under her skirt

limegreenpoopie 31

Monday 6 July 2015 6:06

Omg please start wearing underwear -___-

MrZsDad 19

Monday 6 July 2015 9:52

Did daddy team him that?

Malaki691 15

Wednesday 8 July 2015 13:22

Wow..just wow...awesome parenting skills...way to teach your kid manners

joy_star_98 6

Wednesday 15 July 2015 6:51

Where's her FML??

robthegray 3

Thursday 23 July 2015 23:37

this is why you should always avoid Walmart or any large store that only has one floor(true department stores have rules to prevent freaks from entering)