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By killme - 29/02/2016 07:00 - Canada - Belleville

Today, I had to pee in a cup. The cup almost overflowed. My first instinct was to drink some so it didn't spill. FML

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By Tib - 18/12/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I had to take a urine test. I drank a lot of water so that I wouldn't force it. When I got there, I had to pee really bad. The cup was too small and when I relieved my bladder, it was a jet that rebounded off of the cup and overflowed going all over my hands, clothes, toilet, and floor. FML

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By overflowing - 16/04/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, I had to take a mandatory drug test with the doctor present. Nervous, I couldn't get myself to pee in the cup right away. When I finally did, I couldn't stop myself from overfilling the cup and getting pee all over myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2014 23:16 - United States - Windsor Heights

Today, I had to take a drug test for a new job. I ended up spilling the cup of pee all over myself. I had to explain what had happened, then go sit in a waiting room full of disgusted-looking people, while I kept drinking water to fill my bladder back up. FML

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By NoPeeGiven - 14/04/2013 05:10 - United States - Palatine

Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML

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By fired - 13/05/2012 06:26 - United States - Portland

Today, I really had to pee while babysitting. Normally this isn't a problem, except the kids were sleeping and going potty would wake them up right before their parents were due home. Desperate, I decided to pee in a cup in the kitchen and wash it down the sink. Their parents came home mid-stream. FML

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By Pissed - 20/06/2016 19:27 - United States - Asheville

Today, I purposefully spilt my 44oz. cup of water on myself at work, because spending the rest of the day in soaking wet pants was less embarrassing than letting people know I'd pissed myself. FML

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By Aciliveth - 10/06/2010 16:07 - Canada

Today, I had to get an ultrasound, which required me to drink 3 glasses of water beforehand. The doctor said I had too much and told me to go pee out just a little and come back. It took a lot of effort to hold the rest in. The first thing she did when I got back was press on my abdomen. I peed myself. FML

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By urinanalysis - 03/12/2009 16:08 - Canada

Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML

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Are you taking the piss?

By Anonymous - 28/05/2019 14:00

Today, I was being drug tested as part of a pre-employment policy for substitute teaching. Once I had peed in the cup enough to pass the line, I put it on the only available space: the toilet paper holder. Trying to get toilet paper, I knocked the cup over, spilling pee all over myself. FML

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By slaughterteddy - 20/07/2016 23:23 - United States

Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML

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MoidixMois43 21

Monday 29 February 2016 17:44

What the ****

SexyCheeksIzKool 15

Monday 29 February 2016 17:45

"Should I drink my own piss? No, but it's sterile and I like the taste." ~ Dodgeball

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AmbitiousMario 10

Monday 29 February 2016 19:34

Bruh...

kafka13 9

Monday 29 February 2016 19:47

thank god i wasn't eating while reading your post

samwilliams800 28

Monday 29 February 2016 19:49

Hahahahaha

fullerkate3 17

Monday 29 February 2016 19:52

Why in the **** would that be your first instinct?!

mommy21 16

Monday 29 February 2016 19:53

You know what, I have actually done something similar, ended up having to pee in a cup for a long road trip, ended up sleeping in the car instead of motel, and had a cup next to it, and because I forgot to dump the pee filled one, (stupid) I ended up taking a sip of that instead of my water. Nastiest thing ever!!!

Giraffie5 11

Monday 29 February 2016 19:55

Please tell me you didn't actually drink it I'd like to be able to eat my lunch later

PrimalSeptimus 2

Monday 29 February 2016 20:02

This is why they usually have you do this over a toilet.

diego92 13

Monday 29 February 2016 20:07

What's wrong with you?

FMZiggy 22

Monday 29 February 2016 20:08

One drug test you failed by default...

amsterdamgirl 20

Monday 29 February 2016 20:23

did you?

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