By ak_6694 - 02/04/2013 13:34 - Australia - Lane Cove

Today, I had to clean up the urine puddle left by one of the regulars who plays the poker slot machines at the bar where I work. Rather than reserve the machine to go to the bathroom, she literally sits in her own piss to mark her territory. This happens about every second day. FML
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ak_6694 16

Would love to ban her, but she puts into a machine in an hour what I earn behind the bar in 8, so they won't ban her anytime soon. And they don't have to pay the machine wages or anything; it's a little depressing to know the welfare and common hygiene of my workplace is second to gambling revenue. -OP

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mmoroney9 5

Well hey, thats the mystical land of the wild drunk.

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ak_6694 16

I realise that I am over-replying, but just a last thing for the cynics amongst you: an excerpt from the Club's official rules and regulations: "The Club does not usually disclose your personal information to any other organisation or person unless there is a legal requirement to do so. The Club may disclose personal information to relevant authorities if it reasonably believes that there is a threat to an individual's life, health or safety, or public health or safety. If the Club has reason to suspect that an unlawful activity has been, is being or may be engaged in, personal information may be used or disclosed as a necessary part of any investigation and reporting to relevant persons or authorities." -OP

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KainMoogle 21

Pissing in the seat seems like it would be a health threat, so I would say to bring it up with the management or something

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samanthasammi 4

Wouldn't her urine be considered hazardous waste? That makes it a safety hazard

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JiggyBoo123 11

If she has an STD or infection, her piss could be spreading disease to any other patrons sitting in that seat. That being said, perhaps it's time to diaper them when they enter, or put rubber on the seat.

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serendipity72 3

I would think the owner would rather not have other customers run off by the stink of urine. That smell grows stronger overtime. Also, that would be property damage miss piss is doing. At least give your employer the heads up on what is going on?

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Leasha3 14

Nasty. Definitely a threat to your health.

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mmaflake 19

Urine smells bad but other than that its not necessarily a threat to your health. I'm sure you've seen Bear Grylls and heard of other people who drunk their own urine.

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Kk_Waylen24 21

She rather sit in her own pee then take 5 minutes out of her gambling time? What is wrong with the people in this world?

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OfficeNinja 5

I used to work security at a casino. I know all about the chair pissers. They think they are going to win soon, and will piss their pants because they think if they get up - somebody else will win on "their" machine. I have also had to give the boot to people who have shit in their pants.

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Omniprism 14

Seems like there should be a limit to what a customer is allowed to do for the sake of other customers and to protect the employees. I don't think she should be allowed to stay and you shouldn't be made to clean up her mess.

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rockbandaddict85 22

hmmm I think I'm going to avoid any seats that look like they have been "pee proofed".... like plastic sheets for bed wetters or a wee pad for puppies and humans lol....got a big enough shower cap? slap that sucker on the stool...will.protect the actual sear from getting..well...pissed on. wear gloves when cleaning it up....even human pee is sterile it still is desgusting to clean up!

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wvcheesehead1 9

Have you thought about wiring an electric wire to the seat so when she goes to tinkle she will feel a little tingle. Probably can be done with a battery too.

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sporty_14 5

That's a health hazard.

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