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What else am I to call something that keeps saluting me? ;D
By Cian_1 - / Monday 25 November 2013 11:22 / United Kingdom - Cholsey
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RIP Young Warrior. You saw many things in your 'short,' yet decisive life. I'll never forget the time five years ago. Your very first mission as a soldier. You entered your first cave, wrecking havoc. The bullets fired in the cave left shells of disappoint to many young egglings. Many lives never saw the light of day...but for the one that hatched and survived, life was now anew. You ended many but started one. You were a hero, who is now: deceased. RIP LITTLE SOLDIER LONG JOHN.

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  RpiesSPIES  |  25

What? So he'd be a woman-beater?! CRUEL!!!

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  CallMeMcFeelii  |  13

I call my extended member my little soldier from time to time. I mean, he's been through hell and back. We went to 'Nam together fighting off Charlie's left and right. We never let them close in on us. Then came the revolutionary war, yes it came after Vietnam. Those damn redcoats were flowing out by the dozen! But we held our ground, not letting them push us out, we thrusted them back to the dark lands they came from! With honor we fight, will you have my back? By the cold dark night, we will never look back.

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  ohcheriecherie  |  20

I feel like ydi for calling your penis "little soldier"

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  kristabelli  |  19

I can't understand all the "YDI" votes here. NOBODY deserves that! (Except maybe a child rapist or something.)

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  SkyGuy32  |  17

How does getting drunk mean you deserve to have a toilet seat slam down on your willy? Is getting drunk so sinful that doing so calls for an excruciating punishment?

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  Futacy  |  29

89- No, but getting drunk means you except the consequences of having impared judgement. Whatever happens during that time is kinda the subject's fault.

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  kristabelli  |  19

Thank you 89, exactly. Although I do agree with 90... but I still wouldn't say he deserved it. It sounds brutal. He was even trying to be considerate and not pee on the floor. :)

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  emilycb93  |  12

Do you mean "Life's tough, wear a helmet"?

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  martin8337  |  35

You're a medic

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