Health: Today, I had to buy groceries while suffering horrible morning...

By Anonymous - 04/10/2012 18:10 - United States - Omaha

Today, I had to buy groceries while suffering horrible morning sickness. My nausea magnified as I stood in line behind an obese lady wearing a tank top and tiny short shorts. I lost everything in my stomach when she stuck her hand down her shorts and started scratching at her ass-crack. FML

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By Mc2013 - 12/10/2014 17:38 - United States

Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML

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Long ass

By Anonymous - 16/12/2023 23:00 - United States

Today, I went to the market and I was stuck in a long ass line for 10-15 minutes. To make things worse, in front of me was a guy bending down with his buttcrack all the way out. I couldn't eat anything after that. FML

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You BASTARD!

By moosemay - 02/04/2013 15:04 - Germany

Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2013 17:31 - Sweden - Karlskrona

Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML

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The weirdos are reproducing

By pregz - 25/04/2013 00:18 - United States - Vancouver

Today, while grocery shopping, I was having such terrible abdominal pains I could hardly walk. As I'm 8 months pregnant, I told my husband we should head home. He thought a better idea was to run through the store and hide from me, hoping to induce labor by making me chase him. FML

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Bad timing

By oh no - 29/01/2013 14:51 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML

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Don't mind me

By everyonewasstaring - 22/12/2009 23:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shopping in a packed store when I started to feel faint. Since I was quite far along in the queue, I tried to hold out until I reached the front of the queue. Good news: I succeeded. Bad news: I then fainted at the counter, hit my nose, and shit myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2014 21:47 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML

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By whipplewhip - 30/06/2013 04:21 - United States

Today, my husband and I were at the mall, and decided to have a snack at the food court. As we ate, an obese woman squeezed past our table, butt facing us. Just when her ass-cheeks slid past our heads, she let out a horrific fart that my father would be proud of. FML

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By eeeee - 14/06/2012 20:40 - United States

Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML

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alexhaz64 4

Friday 5 October 2012 2:01

I don't think anyone would blame you for that, morning sickness or not...

ajnorma 16

Friday 5 October 2012 2:00

That would do it for me too!

Comments

HeyImMatthew 3

Friday 5 October 2012 2:58

People should know that skinny jeans are for skinny people. They don't call it "cram as much of your nasty cottage cheese legs into it as you can" jeans, now do they?

traveler_ghost 12

Friday 5 October 2012 3:01

Why on earth would fat people wear that type of revealing clothing? I see obese girls wearing two piece bikinis at the beach all the time...its just nasty

Posthuman 26

Friday 5 October 2012 3:09

It's because we've told them that skinny 2 pieces are very attractive, and can magically make them attractive too.

xNephilim 18

Friday 5 October 2012 4:23

To be honest, I'd rather see skin fat rolls than fat rolls through bikini fabric.

Posthuman 26

Friday 5 October 2012 4:55

I would rather burn my eyes out than see either x_x

mikeofthunder 13

Friday 5 October 2012 10:55

I'd rather have Posthuman burn my eyes out after his own

isamisis 9

Friday 5 October 2012 3:16

Nobody needs to suffer from morning sickness to find that disgusting.

rebel_belle1974 5

Friday 5 October 2012 3:16

Eww like I always say just cuz it can fit doesn't mean you should wear it

jelly713 19

Friday 5 October 2012 3:24

I could only imagine the morning sickness, I would be nauseous just looking at the obese woman doing that.

fading09 4

Friday 5 October 2012 3:24

FYL for certain... I am sooo sorry op! Did you at least lose your stomach on her??

laden_swallow09 34

Friday 5 October 2012 3:35

Once again, I ask the question why certain clothes don't have a size limit. I am only met with nauseating mental images and a depreciated sense of faith and joy.