By Justme - 20/02/2011 12:23 - United States

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Today, I had surgery on my "girl parts" and can't have sex for six weeks. My boyfriend sees no need to spend any time with me until I heal up. FML
I agree, your life sucks 53 429
You deserved it 7 425
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MrDanimal 0

As soon as you heal up, injure his man parts. I think that's only fair. Then ignore him for six weeks.

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rachii 0

Sucks to be you. Oh well, find someone who doesn't just want you for sex.

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perdix 29

You need to find that kind of sensitive male that will accept unlimited ******** for the next six weeks. I'm sure that kind of knight in shining armor exists out there somewhere.

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dpoole6132 0

#15 ur right, and that guy would b me!!! haha :)

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octinate 17

what kinda surgery did she have

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RawrB3 0

53 idk for sure but some people put this REALLY slow dissolving pill sorta thing in there so they A have regular periods that aren't too huge and B they can't get pregnant but this might not be it :/

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monnanon 13

the really slow pil thing you are on about goes in your arm and not in yr lady parts so im guessing thats not the surgery OP had.

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Skroal_stomper 5

hopefully she asked for a few extra tightening up stitches.

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Privations_fml 0

Dump him... but... o_O What caused a need for surgery?

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Lufferkinz 0

Maybe her boyfriend's big Willy Wonka broke it.

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forgivemefoxy198 0

or maybe it was an abortion, I may have a sick mind but I used to work at a gyno, abortion directions-no sex for 6 weeks, removal of any tissues cancer/cyst related directions-no sex for 2 months sometimes longer depeding on severity, just sayin'

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Flammin8 0

why don't you google it and find out..

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Rafid 0

33 is most probably 10 lol

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Rainbow_dumpster 28

Current Boyfriend + lack of patience= New boyfriend.

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Xythenol 6

Oh yeah, I remember my dad would ALWAYS use that phrase whenever my mom cried over spilled milk.

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itsHannahhh 0

I remember having to get stitches in my girl parts when I was little. It hurts to think about that xP. dump the horny bastard & find a sweet guy.

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Jizwold 0

hahahahahhahahhahahaha!!!! sweet guy... silly naive girl

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ak7477 9

hah yeah I'm in complete agreement with 89

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mintcar 9

I would drop him I were you. Hope you recover quickly by the way.

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Ariasmake_1 0

really you think?

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