By johncabbot25 - 23/12/2011 10:53 - Canada

Today, I had my first kiss with the woman I've been in love with for two years. Right as I kissed her, some guys drove by in a car and threw some soggy spaghetti at me, yelling, "Noob!" FML
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SinfulTragedy 19

At least you unlocked an achievement!

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flockz 19

44- you misspelled *captain* twice, in two different ways, in the same comment... *facedictionary*

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perdix 29

Ha Ha, THEY are the n00bs! They didn't spell it with double-zeros when they yelled it out of the car.

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ibedestinie 0

**OP kissing chick** Man In Car: *throws spagetti* "N-DOUBLE ZERO-BS!!" Yeah dumbass, cause that's how it went down!

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sheethapins 13

Free food and you got the girl? Sounds like a saucy deal to me, op.

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Person1233 12

An FML ending with spaghetti? I know what happened next. Open the door. Get on the floor. Everybody walk the dinosaur.

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AshleyCole 0

Ah who cares what he said, you got to kiss the person of your dreams. That's what matters :]

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davek 36

>spaghetti You're a regular visitor to /r9k/, and I claim my five pounds.

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ukrage 1

The deadly Italian drive-by

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jacksawdust 0

Yerdoinitwrong op it's supposed to fall out of your pockets.

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