By johncabbot25 - 23/12/2011 10:53 - Canada

Today, I had my first kiss with the woman I've been in love with for two years. Right as I kissed her, some guys drove by in a car and threw some soggy spaghetti at me, yelling, "Noob!" FML
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SinfulTragedy 19

At least you unlocked an achievement!

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flockz 19

44- you misspelled *captain* twice, in two different ways, in the same comment... *facedictionary*

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IamVexatious 0

**** the mods, **** the free world, **** this site !

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perdix 29

What? They ran out of oranges? I hope you didn't give them the finger. That kiss must have been pretty awful if dudes in a speeding car could detect it from a long distance. Were your ass and tongue both sticking out way too far?

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topie_fml 6

I hope to god you two ended up having a food fight.

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flockz 19

it's pretty ironic how you finally get your dream kiss from a girl and then you get hit by a bunch of wet noodles. i think life is trying to tell you something, and it isn't that you should open an Italian restaurant.

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DocBastard 38

No no no no, you have it all wrong. They yelled "NUDE!" They were just trying to help you get her undressed, you ungrateful noob.

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ShyAnn29 14

Or they were yelling "BOOB!" to tell him to grab her boobs

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hateevryone 14

those guys are just assholes.

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OhLohd111 11

One of them obviously had a mouth too in order to yell at him. But then again, they were talking shit on OP....

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yummylicious 5

If you guys get married, it will make a funny story to tell your kids :) Happy Holidays!

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GhostlyGhoulish 1

"And that kids, is how I met your mother"

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every1luvsboners 11

Lasagna? What? Tell us. It's all fine with me, but the pasta better be al dente.

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xoxPatrina 8

Better luck next time(:

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pinkWabbits 0

Just a bit of bad timing. I agree with everyone else: don't sweat it.

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