By johncabbot25 - 23/12/2011 10:53 - Canada

Today, I had my first kiss with the woman I've been in love with for two years. Right as I kissed her, some guys drove by in a car and threw some soggy spaghetti at me, yelling, "Noob!" FML
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SinfulTragedy 19

At least you unlocked an achievement!

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flockz 19

44- you misspelled *captain* twice, in two different ways, in the same comment... *facedictionary*

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Amevans0622 1

You got trollololed

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kitsune3 20

Hopefully the woman in question had a sense of humor about it. :)

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i8cake 12

Who drives around with cooked pasta to throw at people? That's messed up ... Maybe in 8 yrs you might get to have sex with her! Congrats!

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Scands_59 14

Would've been epic if he caught the spaghetti and threw it back at them... and then kissed the girl haha (y)

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SheepShoop_fml 20

And then my spaghetti fell out.

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xpheonix57 7

And it's a first kiss you'll never forget!

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