Hangry

By emilyparker - 01/09/2014 02:55 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went out with my best friend to McDonald's for a late night snack. Turns out she lied to me and just used me to pick up the boy she likes so they could go stargazing. I'm now laying beside them as they look at the stars and make out. I just want fries. FML
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FuckYourLife30 13

Should have ditched those bozos and got a quarter pounder

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fantita495 19

She's not your friend. You don't lie about McDonalds.

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FuckYourLife30 13

Should have ditched those bozos and got a quarter pounder

466 4
urdirtyolduncle 15

Your friend's having her happy meals & her boyfriend's loving it while your just sitting on your WHOPPER.

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BassinBoy14 13

"Friend".. What's that word mean and where can I purchase one?

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XBurytheCastleX 25

Nice picture.

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Daniel589 7

Don't be a 3rd Wheel

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incoherentrmblr 21

It took 4 wheels to pick them up. Use them to get a double quarter pounder meal, which will include fries...

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fantita495 19

She's not your friend. You don't lie about McDonalds.

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LostMy_Marbles 24

Just have to leave, get Maccas and send lots of photos saying "you're missing out, enjoy your walk home"

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princesspeachxox 18

Don't stay there! Ditch them instead of being awkward third wheel...

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birdybirdchirp 18

as long as she goes and gets the fries she won't be alone..

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urdirtyolduncle 15

The third wheel adds extra grip, greater stability

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Mauskau 35

I would've left her there, but then I wouldn't be able to forgive myself if something happened to her. So, I wouldn't get him in the first place.

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Zerizle 19

#19 I don't understand that reference.

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Dozer1988 14

Fries before guys, foods before dudes. This is the cardinal rule.

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brandoneyez1 25

I would gave been long gone to the Golden Arches without them. You had nothing to lose.

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jackycat 17

Sounds like my former friend. She used me to get away from her strict parents to see her boyfriend, or get away from the boyfriend to see other boys.

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dragonrider1959 18

At first I thought, "oh she was just trying to get her boyfriend's comfort but then ohhhhhh....

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