Miscellaneous: Today, I had a serious allergic reaction to the food I ate at...

By phlyingphuck - 19/07/2009 15:12 - United States

Today, I had a serious allergic reaction to the food I ate at a Chinese restaurant that supposedly didn't contain peanuts. According to my waitress, peanut oil "doesn't count". FML

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By Ugh - 13/12/2016 14:39

Today, at my work in a self-service chinese restaurant, a lady came up to me, pointed to the plate she loaded with honey king prawns, and yelled at me because she was allergic to seafood. She demanded a refund and another plate. Everything is clearly labeled. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML

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By hatemebeforetheyevenhatch - 24/02/2015 00:08 - United Kingdom - Clydebank

Today, I ordered Chinese and told them I was allergic to eggs. I took a bite and I found some egg, quickly spat it out and took my antihistamines. When I returned with it and complained about my potential demise, they gave me a free orange to apologise. I'm allergic to oranges. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2015 01:07 - United States - Elkhart

Today, at work a customer bitched me out for not explicitly telling her that our peanut butter pancakes contain real peanut butter. She's threatening to sue because she's allergic to peanuts. FML

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By peanutprobs - 31/10/2014 21:12 - Germany - Bochum

Today, my friend took our prank war too far when he secretly added peanuts to my food. I have a peanut allergy. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML

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By epipen life - 10/03/2019 16:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend’s mom fed me a new dish containing peanuts, knowing full well I’m severely allergic. According to her, her ancestors “cured” allergies by exposing the person to the allergen. I went into anaphylactic shock. FML

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By Allergies suck - 22/11/2016 15:33 - United States - Westport

Today, I had four separate allergic reactions. The first from the pillow at the hotel I was staying at, the second and third from two separate ice cream parlors due to cross-contamination, and the fourth from peanut dust in the air on the plane ride home from my vacation. FML

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By Unemployed - 02/06/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, a customer had an allergic reaction to the almonds in the sundae I made for her. We're supposed to put the almonds on unless the customer asks otherwise. She complained to my boss that I'd poisoned her. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML

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Ligerie 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 20:04

What a Bitch! Unless she truly didn't know. Now she is sitting at home wondering what baby oil is made of.

Calamity157 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 20:04

that sucks you shouldve complained for free food :p

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FweakofCydonia 40

Monday 2 January 2012 17:48

It does count. People can die from even smallest traces. Depends on the individuals metabolism.

Angel157 8

Saturday 5 May 2012 18:51

What an idiot.... I hate Chinese food

Shuffle314159 3

Wednesday 19 September 2012 4:49

Clumsy maid fetish!

grant_connor 9

Saturday 23 February 2013 6:22

U should report her

Baller_Bob 17

Friday 28 February 2014 15:03

Sue them

RageWolf16 31

Thursday 26 June 2014 5:18

Sue. You could have died.

Liamj774 36

Tuesday 23 September 2014 23:20

She's an idiot. *facepalm*

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 20 December 2014 20:21

You can sue for that.

Mazda123789 5

Friday 17 June 2016 22:03

Actually she's right. allergic reactions come from the protein in a plant and peanut oil contains only fat.

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