By kirstiexoxo - 07/02/2012 08:11 - United States

Today, I had a package stolen from my porch. It was a shipment of customized M&M's for a Valentine's gift. I spent $60 for someone else to eat "I love you" messages. FML
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thinkPlNK 0

those Eminem's should have only cost you 50 cent. but because they cost you $60, that's Ludacris!

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Enslaved 36

I always thought those customized M&M's were such a great concept but had no idea they were that expensive. Wow! $60 just for chocolate?!

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thiscrazything 1

Maybe it was 10 lbs of chocolate .Then it wouldn't seems so bad. Mmmmmm chocolate.

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john1234595 0

Spongebob moment.

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higgy6969 7

File a claim with the carrier! Ups insures all packages

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DocBastard 38

You had the chance to put something cute or clever on there, and you went with the trite "I live you"? How about "Eat me"?

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desireev 17

Doc, I just read your new profile for the first time. That is hilarious! The Almighty Mods really should use that for the site! It would be very useful!

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RedPillSucks 31

How about "This isn't the only thing that will melt in your mouth"... Too long? You can use both sides of the M&M Too gay?

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perdix 29

Ah, the gift of diabetes, obesity and cavities! Your beloved is better off that your Trojan horse of a gift got stolen.

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john1234595 0

It would be funny if ur partner stole it

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Pelreskovich 11

Customized M&Ms are the shit! You can get them with faces on them too, if you find out who your thief is, order more but with his/her face on them.. That'll creep them out when they steal that package! :D

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Rocky007 15

Customized M&M s! What a waste of money.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Buying something for someone special in your life is now considered a "waste of money"?

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Pelreskovich 11

Customized M&Ms are the shit! Now you just need to find out who your thief is and order more custom M&Ms with his/her face on them, that'll really creep em out when they steal those!

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klatt 8

I recently bought 2 packages from eBay they were 2 north face jackets value 158.00 stolen off my porch. Wich I was not notifed they were there.no one will refund me.

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rubberduckie94 13

You should have got The South Butt not The North Face preppie.

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perdix 29

How would your lover know that the M&Ms weren't mass-produced, like the ones that say "Happy Birthday," "Get Well Soon" and "Sorry your cat got mauled by a wolverine?"

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perdix 29

Why doesn't the OP (who is female) tell her beloved "I love you" face-to-face and save $60 and all those calories?

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