Valentine's slay, Caring and Money: Today, I had a package stolen from my porch. It was a shipment...

By kirstiexoxo - 07/02/2012 08:11 - United States

Today, I had a package stolen from my porch. It was a shipment of customized M&M's for a Valentine's gift. I spent $60 for someone else to eat "I love you" messages. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By BlueSteele220 - 29/07/2020 17:01

Today, someone stole a package off my doorstep. Too bad, it was the video doorbell to prevent my packages from being stolen. FML

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By Isoneedtomove - 09/11/2018 16:00 - United States

Today, I received an email from a shipping company telling me they had dropped off a package of expensive electronics at the front door. Too bad someone stole it before I made it to the door. FML

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The nerve!

By Anonymous - 06/12/2021 20:01

Today, a couple of packages were stolen from our apartment doorstep shortly after being delivered. A little while later, the thief brought the torn packaging back and left them at the bottom of our stairs. FML

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Porch piracy

By Denofthieves - 16/09/2022 16:00

Today, I received a text saying that a package had just been delivered to the house. By the time I reached the front door, it had been stolen. FML

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Not bothered

By Username - 08/02/2011 16:57 - United States

Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M&M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML

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Trick it is, then

By Tricked - 01/11/2023 09:00

Today, after a stressful shift at work, I bought three bags of candy to hand out to trick-or-treaters tonight. I didn’t realize until I got home that one bag had a hole in it, and there were three empty M&M wrappers inside. My grocery store sucks. FML

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By rejected4ever - 14/02/2012 18:29 - United States

Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2012 10:42 - Australia

Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML

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Demanding

By Anonymous - 21/02/2023 14:30 - India

Today, I went out to buy my wife some flowers and a chocolate bar that I overhead she liked the other day. On the way home, I was complimented on the bouquet I chose and feeling pretty good about myself. When I got home it turned out I got the wrong kind of flowers and the wrong percent of dark chocolate. FML

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By jaxattax - 20/10/2009 20:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML

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TheGothGamerGirl 20

Tuesday 7 February 2012 11:37

It's the thought that counts. ;)

thinkPlNK 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 13:24

those Eminem's should have only cost you 50 cent. but because they cost you $60, that's Ludacris!

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BrysGirl27 14

Wednesday 8 February 2012 7:17

Mmmm and let me tell you they were delicious:p hahah jk that sucks!!!!!:/

girlofwords 3

Wednesday 8 February 2012 8:01

Wow that really sucks. I just can't stop wondering how much M&Ms that actually was.. $60... for M&Ms.. I would be way happy with one bag of the pretzel M&Ms... king size sure.

EandL_fml 2

Wednesday 8 February 2012 8:27

you paid $60 for M&M's? you deserve it! you can buy the pink and red ones at the store for like 2 bucks

Knash 3

Wednesday 8 February 2012 8:45

was it fedex? they always just throw your packages in plain sight for everyone to see.

geod69 8

Wednesday 8 February 2012 16:19

Dude just buy those candy hearts for 2 bucks at walmart

BGoodRBCareful 5

Wednesday 8 February 2012 19:28

Contact M&M customer service immediately to see if they can rush you a replacement. If they didn't require a signature for delivery, it's M&M's fault. FedEx covers the first $100 value of a package as part of the package rate, so they'll get their money back anyway. Anybody who gives chocolate on Valentines Day is a superhero in my eyes, & you may still be able to save the day!

adilloway311 0

Friday 10 February 2012 7:08

Of course u had to specify that it was in ur "porche" #douche

adilloway311 0

Friday 10 February 2012 7:10

Haha just kidding... Sucks for u anyway...

not_bothered 10

Sunday 12 February 2012 20:01

LOL.. she said porch - as in front of her house... not 'porche' loool...

zfchatroulette 24

Thursday 31 January 2013 22:00

Okay did you notice that it doesn't say "Porsche" which is how you spell the car name? It says "porch" as in OP's front porch where packages normally get left by the UPS guy or whatever. Also, this is NOT Twitter, pleeeeease don't use #hashtags. It makes you more of a douche than anyone with a nice car, trust me.