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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 19:00 - United States

Today, I had a job interview. I have a nervous tendency to rub my foot against the bar under the table. After the interview I noticed I had been rubbing my foot against the interviewer's leg. FML

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By Swivel - 07/06/2012 12:17 - Singapore

Today, after a spate of bad ones, I was in another job interview trying my hardest to give a good impression. After answering a few questions, I realized to my horror that while I was talking I was swiveling my chair from left to right like a nervous child. FML

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By anonymous - 20/10/2010 06:38 - New Zealand

Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML

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By unemployed - 10/07/2009 15:08 - United States

Today, I was at a second interview for a job that I really need as I got laid off last month. Midway through the interview, I went to cross my legs and realized I had 2 different shoes on. FML

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By ADH2000 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML

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By SenorPoopypants - 08/01/2017 19:23

Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML

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By Crunchy - 19/04/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going really well until I noticed a bug on my interviewer's lower neck. I shouted that something really disgusting was crawling on him. It turns out it was his big hairy mole. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2018 18:30

Today, while waiting for my interview to start, I tried to slip out a silent fart. It ended with shit running down my leg. FML

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By fartje - 25/01/2015 18:21 - Netherlands

Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer blatantly farted as I sat down, then she sneered, "Making yourself comfortable, I see..." FML

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By RIP job - 28/09/2016 04:26 - Australia

Today, I had a job interview for an amazing opportunity. Too bad my nerves made me forget what the role was and where it was, mid-interview. FML

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By not on life, that's for fucking sure - 25/10/2014 18:27 - United States

Today, I went to a big job interview. As I walked in, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Other highlights include my voice cracking multiple times, sweating profusely and getting uncontrollable nervous giggling. The interviewer eventually stared at me in disbelief and asked if I was high. FML

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Saturday 20 June 2009 2:21

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Did they rub back?

reetah 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 2:22

well, did you get the job?

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amy_shmamy 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 4:42

he didnt say anything?

AshleyRose784 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 4:44

The main question is "did you get the job?"

ithedarkknight 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 4:48

lol if you were cute and i was that guy i would give you the job and slip you my number "Hey what you doing friday? uhm well your not working im giving you that night off ... =)

shadow_skater_fml 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 4:56

i did something familiar once. there was an assmbely at my school and sometimes my foot will hug the poles of the benches and i think my foot mustve hugged the leg of the guy i like(he was sitting next to me). i think it was because i felt a leg move away

kirby229 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 5:14

Haha i do that to my friends all the time on accident when we go out to lunch or dinner. Don't worry you're not the only one! But I'm curious too, was the interviewer a guy or a girl?

pascx42 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 5:17

U got an interview at a bar?!!!?!?!?!?

xxsunshine 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 5:42

lmao, you might have been portraying something you didn't want to portray.

winchiaze 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 5:46

HAHAHAHAH!!! SUPER FUNNYY!! You'll be paid handsomely under the table!

themaeth 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 5:55

Holy crap! If you get the job, I would be worried on what your responsibilities would be lol

glykoula09 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 6:13

#6-not only did she suck his yamsack, she put the gravy on it too. people, the interviewer was male, and after he bent her quite nicely over his desk. trust me, I was watching through the window.