Close enough

By Anonymous - 29/07/2010 18:24 - Canada

Today, a friend of mine came to my house with tears in her eyes. I thought she was finally single so I could ask her out. Actually, her mother found out she was dating a girl, so she wants me to be her fake boyfriend as a cover-up. At least we're "dating" now. FML
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Serafie 0

You asshole. "Woah, this chick came to my sobbing her eyes out. Time to scooooooore!" What the **** is wrong with you? She's crying and your first thought is asking her out?

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stillxsearching 3

she was crying and all you could think of was "sweet i can finally ask her out"?!?!? you are a horrible friend and person!! i hope she sees this and never speaks to you again!!

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bonicr 0

Wow, YDI OP. Thinking that about a friend when you thought she was hurt is a pretty ****Ed up thing to do.

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kendallkbabe7787 0

that's ****** up

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legonut4 0

it's funny because the girl you like is a lesbian and she wants you to fake date her.

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kassieparis 8

aw poor you op :( I don't see how he deserves it :/ he can't help falling inlove. x

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5t3ff1k4h 44

24-Who said anything about being in love?

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kassieparis 8

he said he was gonna ask her out?! right? x

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quent10 0

20 it's funny because your a bird

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comepoopwithme 0

they are those things in the kitchen that clean up after you

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rainbowhobos 4

#20, it's funny how you have nothing better to say, except state the obvious. :]

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StopTheFuckinCar_fml 0

Beard.

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qt4u 0

"Dreams do come true"!

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ballistic 2

I say to prove to her mom she's straight. you should convince the girl to have sex and then purposely get walked in on. just saying hahah 

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

ballistic wins one interweb cybertubescreen!

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Sarah__Louise 0

or show her your penis she might decide girls arnt so great ;) haha jokess obviously

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blushingred 0

12-good; someone has a good head on his shoulders. :)

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Bekll 31

Why necessarily assume she's a lesbian? She could be bi and just dating a girl right now.

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KiddNYC1O 20

op, did you know she had beaver fever?

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my_user_name 7

# 12 is absolutely right. Your friend comes to you in tears and your first thought is "SCORE IT'S ME TIME!"? That is being a lousy friend. You deserve it.

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dont_be_that_guy_fml 0

BURN!!

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pingpongpenguin 3

she can't cover it up forever

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1800getalife 0

I smell a threesome?

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Clashzorz2 0

It's funny because she is too fat for you

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Elicy1984 0

So don't fake-date her? Get over that girl.. FYL, if you don't..

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RachelTheLoser 0

hahahaha xD LOL at 17 and 44

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pureecstasy 5

33 It's funny how your a troll.

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Hernandez15_fml 0

I agree with 24 maybe not in love cuz he wanted to date her but u really can't help who u like

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crazyaces89 7

agreed....it's really low when u jus think about what u want when someone else is upset

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jkurtz87 0

make her act like your girlfriend she has to do all the things a girlfriend would do kiss sleep together

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ryguy997 0

I feel for you, man.

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drakem 7

this is just like George Lopez, except the exact opposite.

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lexielovesyou 0

that sucks, because she'll never turn back. it's possible to turn her bi if you tell her how you feel x3 but that's prob a bad idea.... hahah[:

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inspiteofemma 0

Nip tuck for the win :D Go Matt McNamara

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shayyyyy 0

ydi for thinking she'd move on that quickly from a break up

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3son_fail3 0

31 that made me lol

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swalch43 0

dude that is AWESOME! youre dating a lesbo!!!!!!! do you know how lucky you are?!

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Cassiebangz 0

I'm a girl & I'm bi. I no how u feel cause I've broken a few guys hearts b/c of my sexuality.

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cupcake147 0

that actually sounds like a good movie plot. a girl falls in love with another girl but her parents are uptight strait people. she asks her best guyfriend to cover up, and he reluctantly agrees. the rest of the story can go two ways: she ends up with him anyways or she runs away with her girlfriend, defying her parents.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

95, don't you dare talk about Scott Pilgrim like that. That just made it sound so wrong...

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bugmenotmofo 34

You know, you two should go on some dates.... for authenticity's sake. I'm just sayin'

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Serafie 0

You asshole. "Woah, this chick came to my sobbing her eyes out. Time to scooooooore!" What the **** is wrong with you? She's crying and your first thought is asking her out?

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OopsieDoopsie 14

Second that. Awesome friend you are... NOT

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

LMAO, owned! YDI for trying to take advantage of an emotional girl to FORNICATE!!! YDI for having a friend. YDI for helping her lie to her mom!

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stillxsearching 3

she was crying and all you could think of was "sweet i can finally ask her out"?!?!? you are a horrible friend and person!! i hope she sees this and never speaks to you again!!

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