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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 19:00 - United States

Today, I had a job interview. I have a nervous tendency to rub my foot against the bar under the table. After the interview I noticed I had been rubbing my foot against the interviewer's leg. FML

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By Swivel - 07/06/2012 12:17 - Singapore

Today, after a spate of bad ones, I was in another job interview trying my hardest to give a good impression. After answering a few questions, I realized to my horror that while I was talking I was swiveling my chair from left to right like a nervous child. FML

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Stress test

By anonymous - 20/10/2010 06:38 - New Zealand

Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML

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By unemployed - 10/07/2009 15:08 - United States

Today, I was at a second interview for a job that I really need as I got laid off last month. Midway through the interview, I went to cross my legs and realized I had 2 different shoes on. FML

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Nerves

By ADH2000 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML

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By SenorPoopypants - 08/01/2017 19:23

Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML

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By Crunchy - 19/04/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going really well until I noticed a bug on my interviewer's lower neck. I shouted that something really disgusting was crawling on him. It turns out it was his big hairy mole. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2018 18:30

Today, while waiting for my interview to start, I tried to slip out a silent fart. It ended with shit running down my leg. FML

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By fartje - 25/01/2015 18:21 - Netherlands

Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer blatantly farted as I sat down, then she sneered, "Making yourself comfortable, I see..." FML

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By RIP job - 28/09/2016 04:26 - Australia

Today, I had a job interview for an amazing opportunity. Too bad my nerves made me forget what the role was and where it was, mid-interview. FML

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That went well

By not on life, that's for fucking sure - 25/10/2014 18:27 - United States

Today, I went to a big job interview. As I walked in, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Other highlights include my voice cracking multiple times, sweating profusely and getting uncontrollable nervous giggling. The interviewer eventually stared at me in disbelief and asked if I was high. FML

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Saturday 20 June 2009 2:21

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Did they rub back?

reetah 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 2:22

well, did you get the job?

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brown_eyed_girl 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 6:16

if the OP thought it was a bar, it probably didn't rub back. just sayin.

rachaelberri 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 6:41

ug that sucks. iv done that too. just not for that long XD

Dummie 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 6:54

I'm with #3. If they didn't stop you then you they probably liked it and you have the job. Or they won't hire you because they're concerned about future sexual harassment suits! Either way... beware next time!

calecaleb 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 7:18

I bet you got the job, right? haha

1bored 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 7:20

Haha lmfao thats hilarious!!

emmmilyyy 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 7:29

maybe he or she liked it. either way tho, ydi for not being aware

Mist_ress 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 8:42

maybe you'll get the job.

1234five 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 8:44

LEZ PLAY sOME fOOtsie ootsie!!!

mikew85 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 8:55

well you never know...might help you get the job!

Cali_Chick 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 9:48

Yeah its obvious that person liked it...they would have moved their leg or asked you to stop. But umm...yahhh that's really awkward. Hope you get the job! lol