By Swivel - 07/06/2012 12:17 - Singapore

Today, after a spate of bad ones, I was in another job interview trying my hardest to give a good impression. After answering a few questions, I realized to my horror that while I was talking I was swiveling my chair from left to right like a nervous child. FML
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ollie179 21

So what do you think your strengths are? WHEEE WHEEEEE!

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Il_Maestro 6

That's their fault. Those damn swivel chairs are a lot of fun.

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Queen_Cosmos 7

You're* :P Oh my, now I know what it feels like to be a grammar nazi. Sorry I just couldn't help myself.

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skoob1 12

That's not a grammar nazi, It's common sense. A grammar nazi will raise hell for using the wrong word for a past participle, your and you're are like first grade status.

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ManInTheMachine 19

And there's only one way to end it: *puts gun in mouth* I'll pull your trigger if you pull mine, Baustigt.

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ucoolgirl31 20

Op if you weren't swiveling it left to right obnoxiously then I'm sure it isn't going to affect whether you get the job or not.

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OhDearBetrayal 25

30- Thread jack.

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aruam365 24

30- Oh to be young and naive.

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iamabamf 17

30-You could've at least had an intelligent comment if you were going to be a thread jacker

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nyoomlio 0

You clearly have no life because there others who corrected me so shut the hell up!

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nyoomlio 0

Girl shut up you sound like you have no life !

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ollie179 21

So what do you think your strengths are? WHEEE WHEEEEE!

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ripresno 10

Reminds me of the little piggy who cried whee whee whee all the way home.

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baddawg365 0

I heard the All State piggy Max

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baddawg365 0

45 - Thank you!! I had a suspicion I was wrong

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egc573 40

Well, maybe you didn't give a good impression, but you did give a memorable one.

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crazydudefrom90s 10

What's so memorable about a grown up guy/girl swiveling on a chair during an interview?

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Il_Maestro 6

10- What OP forgot to mention is that he/she was bare ass naked the entire time. Memorable.

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RedPillSucks 31

I was thinking the same thing. She wasn't wearing panties. Yes, I'm a perv. call me *puts on dark glasses* Pervy Sage!!!!

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crazydudefrom90s 10

12- that might be true if it was a casting couch kinda situation ;)

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MissMae93 23

3 - I sincerely enjoy your optimism.

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Ardos 3

I am sure you did fine.

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p3mguin 7

Agreed, it's okay If you are nervous. The questions are the important part of any interview. When I had an interview I was cracking my sentences and it took seconds for my answers to come out. At the end my boss said he would hire me lol. Your fine op

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Don't worry OP, everyone has nervous habits! Also, what does "bad spate of them" mean?

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Il_Maestro 6

That's their fault. Those damn swivel chairs are a lot of fun.

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Sw33ttp13 1

I love swivel chairs. I constantly piss off my hair dresser because of my constant swiveling

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MissMae93 23

49 - That's a terrible idea. One day your hairdresser's just going to have at it while you're swiveling and you'll have no one to blame for your horrid haircut but yourself! That, or they might chop off a smidgen of your ear.

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DomDomxoxo 16

We all have our ways of showing how nervous we are. I wouldn't worry too much, I'm sure they've seen worse.

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Calyx_fml 21

Some people show how nervous they are with a duckface.

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DomDomxoxo 16

That's no duckface, it's just the way my face looks. But thank you for your helpful comment.

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TheDynasty 3

You should relax and take deep breaths, it helps nervousness. Don't try too hard to answer the questions exactly how the interviewer wants to hear them, just be yourself an you'll be fine.

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therealslim 15

This fantastic piece of advice is a tad late now

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mickerdiddly 0

Ya know, if you're too nervous, the breathing dosen't help....

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SarahBearrra 4

Thats okay, i probably wouldve ran and rolled accross the room on the chair, not just swivelled.

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iPeterPan 8

That's awful. You should have explained that you were nervous and tried to laugh it off, hoping that you don't have a douchebag interviewer. :/

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