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By Anonymous - 01/08/2014 22:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I got suspended from work after getting caught reading a work-related FML. Irony is funny, but it doesn't pay the bills. FML

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By hangman - 01/08/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML

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By chelsay05 - 04/11/2016 00:53 - Canada - Kamloops

Today, I had to go to work on my day off to suspend someone. Afterwards, I got a call saying I can't suspend the person in question because the supervisor who told me to suspend them was wrong. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2013 01:04 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my boss put me on suspension for violating company policy by having non-work related mail in my inbox. They were spam emails. FML

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Corporate logic

By AloisTrancy - 24/10/2019 22:00

Today, I was called into the office and suspended due to allegations made by a coworker of poor work performance. Yesterday, I received a certificate praising my work performance. I might be dismissed at any moment. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2009 20:48 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because a coworker had seen me reading magazines on the job. That same coworker was the one who offered me the magazine. FML

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Where were you?

By Alex - 31/01/2022 14:01

Today, I was suspended from my job for missing a team meeting that was planned during my lunch time. Needless to say, nobody had told me. FML

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One joke too far

By Anonymous - 17/12/2021 14:01

Today, after spending 5 years working towards my dream job, getting it, and while in training telling a risqué joke, I got suspended the next day, lost the job, and I'm now in a shitty admin job. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2013 20:20 - United Kingdom - Slough

Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML

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You deserved it 5 040

By bipbip - 12/11/2008 07:53 - France

Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML

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Grind mindset

By Anonymous - 06/07/2022 06:00

Today, I got yelled at for calling out for mandated overtime at work. They told me if I don't switch to another day I will get suspended. FML

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Welshite 39

Saturday 2 August 2014 5:09

And now you have a FML for reading FMLs. Silver-lining.

amberr_harperr 15

Saturday 2 August 2014 5:09

FML will ruin your job career..

Comments

cutieQP 9

Sunday 3 August 2014 4:30

here's a thought, maybe you should actually work when you're at work

mustangbravo 27

Sunday 3 August 2014 6:15

That's coincidence, not irony. Still sucks to be you though. Word Crimes by Weird Al music video.

idiotgenius 15

Sunday 3 August 2014 6:15

what's a work related fml?

Spyderbane 10

Monday 4 August 2014 5:01

10 is right. this is not ironic. it is a "bummer". it would be ironic if he was researching sites not to go to and his boss caught him on fml.

anyoldnamewilldo 23

Monday 4 August 2014 15:16

I am laughing at all the comments saying OP deserved it for reading them at work when most are probably at work right now.

CharismaGeek 19

Monday 4 August 2014 17:38

YDI. I don't think reading FML would've been justified. Save it for home.

hopingforluck 10

Saturday 9 August 2014 17:22

it would be funny if your boss like reading FML too

taintedtruffle 42

Wednesday 15 October 2014 22:42

A very deserved FML but sorry to hear that none the less. Love this site and sorry it got you in trouble :(

junkusernamexyz 17

Tuesday 10 February 2015 18:00

So you write a work-related FML about reading a work-related FML while at work

DrCheese 16

Monday 4 May 2015 15:24

Haha

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