I'm inclined to think the OP's wife might have been processing it when she sent 'K', and assumed that as her husband was texting her that he was alright. I am also going to say that this was one of the most badass FMLs ever.

Is this a common occurrence so she is desensitized to it? I would be awfully angry if my wife was this dismissive about a shoot out. Something is wrong here.

She probably thought you were BS'ing or something.

A shootout in Islamabad? Has somebody been watching a little too much Zero Dark Thirty? I'm surprised that there have been no comments yet about Osama Bin Laden.. this was where he was found and killed. While this sounds like it would have been a very bad day.. I'm calling fake.

That's incredibly scary

That's incredibly scary

She couldn't waste anymore time responding she had to find a new hit man!

Maybe being a typical wife, she just didn't believe you. and just didn't seem to care yet the second you show any sign of boredom with her life, all he'll breaks loose. all I can say is... ****...

Well? It's a few moments after the fact, you're not mortally wounded, and she's a few dozen kilometers away. Whaddaya expect her to do about it, huh? Should've maybe contacted the authorities, at least!

Heh. Pakistan. I'm surprised she even bothered replying for anything less than RPG fire.