By AmberHavoc - 02/01/2013 15:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I got so drunk that I decided it was a good idea to get naked and jump on a trampoline in the back of a neighbour’s garden. Said neighbour is a police officer. FML
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EverestMelting 23

Haha you deserved that one. Maybe you should stop getting wasted? There's a thought.

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ripresno 10

This is why alcohol is bad, kids

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RareOlive 4

No way I could live next to a police officer

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Enslaved 36

My neighbour is a police officer. He's cool as hell and tells the craziest stories. Also he has helped me and even my friends get out of tickets by calling his coworker and asking them to give us a break right-- as we're getting pulled over.

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mbuck87 19

How does he know you're being pulled over?

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Enslaved 36

I call my cop neighbour right on the spot. Where I live, it's not against the law to talk and drive at the same time. (I don't do it though) He'll ask me who the cop is and he'll call or radio him directly. Btw I'm a safe driver so it doesn't happen often. I wasn't expecting my new car's tail light to go out.

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maz95 17

Well maybe having him as a neighbour will get you thinking twice next time before getting so wasted.

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kingsian 15

NO! it's not ever a "good" idea to jump anywhere naked!

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The_F3rris 11

Pogo sticks + naked = the best.

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BubbleGrunge 18

Well, being that he's your neighbor, he should have at least tried to get your drunk ass home without causing you legal trouble! Of course, naked humans on a trampoline might make for a good arrest story to the squad and is a very legitimate and understandable arrest!

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Enslaved 36

I had a trampoline once. I had to take it down because it was a magnet to the kids in the neighbourhood. I'd come home from work to find 10 stranger's kids jumping on it. If any of them got hurt, I knew I'd end up in a lawsuit.

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_wraith 15

It's a by-law where I live to have trampolines and pools locked up so kids can't sneak in at night and hurt/kill themselves, so we never really had that problem. Although I would be lying if I didn't say I played on it a few times while drinking... *ahem*

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Enslaved 36

I have an 8foot privacy wooden fence with locks on my gates. They would all scale the fence using the nearby tree branches. :P It was fun watching them scatter when I showed up. And I agree-- jump on the trampoline with a buzz with more fun than I care to admit . Lol

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DanielleinDC 33

Getting drunk is never a good idea in the first place. And if you have a crazy idea while you are drunk, try to have some sober friends around to stop you from going through with whatever craziness you're considering. YDI.

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doodlecloud 26

Woah...nothing wrong with getting a little drunk. I hate drunk idiots more than most but even I get happy drunk...I just don't get stupid drunk.

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zombieslayer83 19

You were drunk, have some fun. It's not like you hopped in the car and drove somewhere. You live once, and naked trampoline jumping is already crossed off my bucket list.

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onorexveritas 23

I have no pity for you

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poccocurantes 7

We really didn't need two buttons for this one.

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