By why yes, I do mean "ex-boyfriend" - 17/08/2013 22:40 - Netherlands - Oosterwolde

Today, I got sent home early because a large fire broke out at work. I was greeted by the sight of my cocktard of a "boyfriend" making out on my sofa with another woman. He actually had the audacity and brass balls to claim he thought she was me. FML
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Slawter16 24

He's an absolute idiot. Break up with that jerk.

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kelseythompson 27

He'll need those brass balls for the kicking you should give him

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dreaasalazar 5

I'm sorry. He's an Ass

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Snowkeys 11

Donkeys are noble animals and do not deserve to be classified with her cocktard bf.

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ViviMage 38

You mean ex-boyfriend? They go to your house to make out!? That is inexcusable! (Less you cohab with him)

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Zomg_Okay 26

30 - Yes, they do mean ex-boyfriend. That's why OP's name is "why yes, I do mean "ex-boyfriend"".

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ViviMage 38

I'm using an app that doesn't show the entire name!

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OnlyTheDarkest 17

Once again.. You can tip your phone to the side so that it shows the full name.

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thatgirlincali 13

And this children is why you don't cheat, you will get caught.

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wowthatissad 9

There are many other reasons not to cheat

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sowrongitsdani 14

I'm so sorry that you found out that way, OP, however I was glad to see your username. Certainly appropriate to say the least.

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HeartOfLead 24

Tell him to get a refund, she clearly wasn't a good impersonator.

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MandySkittles 18

Love the username OP, glad you had the strength to kick his cheating, lying butt to the curb.

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jdawg35527 8

Haha thought it was you that is a very stupid excuse

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phoneYuNOlisten 16

He doesn't deserve a swift kick in the sack, he could turn you in for sexual harrassment

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