By why yes, I do mean "ex-boyfriend" - 17/08/2013 22:40 - Netherlands - Oosterwolde

Today, I got sent home early because a large fire broke out at work. I was greeted by the sight of my cocktard of a "boyfriend" making out on my sofa with another woman. He actually had the audacity and brass balls to claim he thought she was me. FML
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Same thing different taste

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He's an absolute idiot. Break up with that jerk.

He'll need those brass balls for the kicking you should give him

Comments

NatalieOntheTram 11

Look on the bright side. You got to go home from work early! And now you're no longer dating a massive douchenozzle.

Was he high to think she was you? Or does he think magic mushrooms turn people into someone else? FYL

hcollins1 18

No, he's just a cheating asshole and tried lying to get out of the situation.

KiddNYC1O 20

There's a bigger fire in your house!

imtooshy 18

As lame as that excuse is, he's not the only moron as I've heard that before from a friend. Smfh, what a dick head. Sorry you wee cheated on and hope his Karma comes quickly.

sounds like something that would happen in some stupid ass MTV reality show.......

chocolatefrog28 29

If that was the best excuse he could come up with, you're better off without him, a creative man is worth his weight in brass balls.

I'm sorry op, I had a boyfriend use that as an excuse too, but he was living with two of my friends and some **** came over while my friend was getting ready to go to school, where I was, so thankfully she immediately told me... at least you found out sooner than later, the fire at work was a blessing in disguise!