Don't feel bad, you're probably not fat. My friends brother calls her fat and she's stick thin! Little brothers are very incompitent and stupid so fat is pretty much the only good "comeback" or mean thing they can come up with.

I remember there was one girl that no one liked that we used to call "ninja cow". Best part was that she would joke about it because she didn't know it was her.

you could have changed his password

That's just f%ckin' epic!!! Lmao

Sucks but ydi for still wanking around with a MySpace account

My brother calls me a cow all the time but later says that he doesn't mean it ;)

Am I the only one to think this is hilarious?

Sit on him

He still has a myspace?

I woulda called it off pretending to be him, and told him I didn't want to be friends with him anymore for being so b*tchy to my sister. Lol