Animals: Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home...

By Fmycatslife - 26/07/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML

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By Kate - 05/04/2019 22:00 - United States - Exton

Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML

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By jessica071509 - 24/04/2012 05:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

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By akasoor - 11/02/2013 01:51 - Canada - Hythe

Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML

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By jf29 - 31/01/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

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By Lifes_a_bust - 08/08/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 09:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2014 10:33 - United States

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2012 06:17 - United States - Oakland

Today, I saw my cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch, I picked it up and threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time, I realized that not only was it not a toy, but it was only half-dead. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2017 22:00 - United States - Newark

Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 16:10 - United States - Provo

Today, I found my cat dead on the road. I called my family and told them, and later buried the cat. Not long after I got done burying it, my cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. FML

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kingston52 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:13

you deseved it for getting your cat stuffed in the first place thats ******* creepy

lufctrivium 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:12

**** the Cats Life really though.

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ididitmyself 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:24

......yea, that's the universe telling you stuffing your cat is NOT right.

_bbailey 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:25

Your kinda messed up. o.o;

thrashtafarian 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:25

seriously, who the **** in their right mind stuffs a pet cat?!??!!

GlowingHelix 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:26

some respect i can understand the stuffing the pet but eww and YDI for placing the cat where the dog could get it.

jaybirdka 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:27

you freak...why the **** would you stuff your dead cat?

rustyrox 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:28

hmm sad

himynameisadam 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:28

Poor kitty. :'(

intrepid00 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:29

Haha. I guess the dog wins.

ihatetaylor 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:29

YDI for stuffing your cat. Creepy ****.

onizzle67 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:29

i just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

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