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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 13 March 2013 14:41 / United States
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And? So you can get some sort of sadistic pleasure from torturing them, WITH approval from the parents, AND get paid for it???? My dream job.

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And? So you can get some sort of sadistic pleasure from torturing them, WITH approval from the parents, AND get paid for it???? My dream job.

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#4, with your list of requirements, there are many positions in K-12 education that will make you very happy. If you are particularly sick, you'll get the most pleasure from being a gym teacher, guidance counselor or assistant principal.

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The great thing about the children's education system is it's so fucked up you don't even have to TRY to leave mental scars!

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Yup, sounds about right. I can picture Pleonasm saying "your parents will be gone for the whole night!" kids: noooo! Pleonasm: muhwahaha! *then he proceeds to the nearest computer for his daily puns*

No fun to have people hate you, but hey- in most jobs you will be around people who hate you while getting paid. So this is just like the rest if life in that way.

You getting paid? Do the kids act like horrible brats? If you answered yes to the first and no to the second I would say that's still a pretty sweet gig.

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Honesty, if this has been going on for a long time and she only just found out these kids hate her, I'd say that those are some pretty well behaved kids.

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