Animals: Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML - FML

By zzdug - 08/02/2010 03:19 - United States

Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML

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By littlespoon - 04/02/2010 08:40 - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided it would be a funny idea to spray me with a hose while I was holding a kitten, showing her how cute we were. Needless to say, now I'm covered head to toe in cat scratches. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2019 22:00

Today, I was mauled by my own dog. I own a Chihuahua. FML

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By crazycat - 13/05/2011 16:23 - Canada

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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By Sorry kitty - 15/10/2023 09:00 - United States

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, I tripped on my coffee table and fell face first into my cat's litter box. To make it even worse, my cat was in there doing his business and, pun not intended, I scared the shit out of him. He ran away terrified, then I tripped over HIM while I was going to take a shower. Today is not my day. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2013 00:05 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, my dad thought it would be funny to wake me up by sprinkling catnip over me then dropping my cat on top of me. FML

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By insomnitude - 05/03/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 07:45 - Australia - Perth

Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2018 06:00 - United States - Pittsford

Today, my cat jumped on my shoulders, but stepped in my hood and choked me and when I panicked she dug her claws into my shoulders. FML

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By Slippery! - 01/02/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, while walking through my living room, I slipped and nearly fell, narrowly avoiding hitting my head against a nearby door jamb. What did I slip on, you ask? A single cat treat. FML

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justanotherbird 19

Monday 8 February 2010 9:23

Win for Mr. Sprinkles!

shortie_sauce 0

Monday 8 February 2010 9:30

YDI for trying to put him in the freezer, dwight

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SephoraSocialite 0

Monday 8 February 2010 23:28

that sucks cat scratches suck. friend of ours have a mr sprinkles and he's such a sweet pussy ( and he's older than the office so his name wasn't a copy from the show).

AllBlack 0

Monday 8 February 2010 23:31

YDI for naming your cat Mr. Sprinkles...

timo1338 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:01

that cat owned your ass

blairbearforever 6

Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:20

FYL XD thats hilarious, the fact that ur a guy and the cats name was mr. sprinkles... XD epic

Craig92EIRE 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:29

dat cat is awesome

elizanena9 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 1:45

sprinkles!...cute yet evil. mwahahahaha!!!

13lack 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 1:45

I lollerskated.

paixamorparaxx_fml 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 3:09

that's cute..

The__Redneck 7

Tuesday 9 February 2010 3:10

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xsi0pao 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 3:43

WIN !

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