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By Greg - 11/02/2013 04:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML

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By Jake - 25/07/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I was going to hang out with the girl I like, because she was leaving for the rest of the Summer. She had to cancel to go shopping with her grandma "all day." At 1 o'clock, she came online and told me how much fun she had with this guy I really don't like. She forgot that she lied to me. FML

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In the zone

By Anonymous - 12/09/2019 20:05

Today, I was flirting with a girl I like when she confessed she was into another guy. I then proceeded to wingman for that guy, telling her to take her shot with him before the chance went away. Effectively sticking myself into the friendzone. FML

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By Bliss - 09/02/2009 18:24 - United States

Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2014 01:31 - United States

Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML

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Not a good sign

By Anonymous - 20/11/2013 21:06 - Canada - Windsor

Today, the guy I like shoved me out of the way so he could talk to another girl. FML

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By oddbrien - 13/12/2016 03:34 - United States - Baltimore

Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML

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You can't handle the truth!

By Anonymous - 27/04/2023 00:00

Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML

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The Lady in Red

By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 01:36 - United States

Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML

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Wingman

By Anonymous - 05/12/2022 02:00

Today, I finally got to spend a good amount of time with this girl I had been trying to get with for weeks, only to realize I wasn't that into her. I asked my friend for help and he proceeded to literally drag me away from her, while I pretended to try and stop him. FML

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By IcantDance! - 01/10/2012 16:05 - United States - Daphne

Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML

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JR_Goes_Rawr 11

Monday 11 February 2013 9:33

That's where you slowly turn around and waltz away.

madisonnnnn13 11

Monday 11 February 2013 9:26

Aww I'm sorry :/ move on! Se really isn't worth it if she said that.

Comments

wildcat90 1

Monday 11 February 2013 18:22

Shes either playing you or just a bitch. Either way move on. Dont mess with the mind games.

Maniac904 5

Monday 11 February 2013 20:21

on to the next one bro

theboy13 13

Monday 11 February 2013 20:32

That's when you hit her up for some event later in the night, and when denied you just walk out...

SammiixSue 13

Monday 11 February 2013 21:36

What a bitch. You deserve someone better.

russianspy1234 11

Monday 11 February 2013 23:33

At least she told you. There are worse things.

miSsFlien 15

Monday 11 February 2013 23:53

I hope you punched her in the face.

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 12 February 2013 4:50

Must be a Dutch thing. =P

arsenicalhumor 30

Tuesday 23 April 2013 2:06

#66 I have a big feeling that it isn't just "a Dutch thing".

Omfgitsmia 15

Tuesday 12 February 2013 0:32

Ouch. She didn't have to tell you that.

peter2134 2

Tuesday 12 February 2013 1:24

Whoever said you totally deserve this is dumb

pedo_sloth 4

Tuesday 12 February 2013 1:49

Wow... What a nice girl!

HeartOfLead 24

Tuesday 12 February 2013 3:55

It's time to Cha Cha Slide to the next girl...

interesting33 36

Tuesday 12 February 2013 17:58

hahaaa

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