Today, I was assaulted by a crazy drunk woman. Why? Six years...

By 1gullible_bugger - 08/07/2019 20:00

Today, I was assaulted by a crazy drunk woman. Why? Six years ago, her kids were put into foster care because she was unfit. Somehow, this was my fault. FML

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By the only sober one - 15/05/2013 06:21 - United States - San Diego

Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML

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By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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By Chedder - 26/06/2009 23:36 - United States

Today, I tried to keep a drunk girl from driving by holding her keys, but she had a spare set in her purse. She hit me with her car when I was walking home. FML

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Straight to jail

By anon - 15/07/2011 01:51 - United States

Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML

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Can't win

By yup0308 - 30/04/2021 23:01 - United States - Byron Center

Today, and for almost 6 years, my wife and I have had issues fighting when we’re drunk. I’ve always gotten/accepted the blame. I quit drinking to try and better our marriage. Now she wants a divorce. FML

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Fault

By Bleh - 22/06/2021 05:00 - United States - Midlothian

Today, I accidentally let slip to my mom that I hardly remember the graduation party she threw me four years ago. She proceeded to verbally assault me for forgetting the special occasion. I had a brain complication two years ago which resulted in some memory loss. Apparently, it's my fault. FML

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By justafriend - 28/05/2017 00:00

Today, I went to a bar with a close friend. She got drunk and was feeling sick, so I carried her to my car to take her to her house. Some stranger accused me of drugging her and tackled me with her in my arms. She threw up on me, and he took off running without an apology. FML

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By the attention seeker - 17/04/2013 21:57 - United States - North Miami Beach

Today my mother met my in-laws for the first time. She had been an alcoholic and had us sent to foster care 15 years ago. My husband told his parents this behind my back a while ago. When they asked her about it, she denied everything. His entire family now thinks I lie for attention. FML

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Nutters Inc.

By Anonymous - 16/04/2020 17:00

Today, I bumped into a lady, apologised and tried to continue on. She screamed assault and tried to citizen's arrest me. I've got better things to do, so I ignored her but she latched onto my leg like a toddler. I ended up dragging this insane woman up the street until she finally let go. FML

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Great parenting

By Shawn Kotris - 17/06/2021 11:01

Today, my kids' mother, who has been absent and living in a different state for over 12 years, sent a children services worker to my house with a long list of allegations, even though she's 25k behind in support, rather than try to build a normal relationship with her kids in any kind of healthy way. FML

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1gullible_bugger 33

Monday 8 July 2019 20:29

Her kids were put in foster care 6 years ago. She got them back a year later after she sobered up. The kids are now 18 and 21,and as far as I know moved out long ago to different cities / towns. Somehow she believes I reported her abusive behaviour 6 years ago.

Leviathene 34

Tuesday 9 July 2019 3:27

I got punched in the face by a pregnant woman while I was at the clubs years ago. I had never met her before and she thought I had gotten her fired from her job..

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ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Monday 8 July 2019 20:10

should've helped her get sober and then get her kids back, addics need help!

1gullible_bugger 33

Monday 8 July 2019 20:39

She did get help, 6 years ago. That's how she got her kids back. Now she's off the wagon again and it's my fault she lost the kids 6 years ago. Last I heard, once she got them back everything was just peachy. 3 or 4 years ago I ran into them at Walmart. They were all happy to be back together again. She was clean and sober, and friendly. The other day she was drunk and mad. Exercising her alcoholic muscles. Cops just threw her in jail to sober up over night.

1gullible_bugger 33

Monday 8 July 2019 20:29

Leviathene 34

Tuesday 9 July 2019 3:27

I got punched in the face by a pregnant woman while I was at the clubs years ago. I had never met her before and she thought I had gotten her fired from her job..

FtheHumanity 17

Thursday 11 July 2019 5:01

Sounds like the kids are grown now and the window is closed. I hope you're not injured beyond a bruise or a flesh wound, OP.

WaluigiKnuckles 5

Wednesday 17 July 2019 8:31

did you press charges?

1gullible_bugger 33

Saturday 20 July 2019 1:33

Not this time. I told the cops I just don't want to deal with her. If she returns, then I'll be pressing charges. This happened about 2 weeks ago. Never seen her again. Been watching my back when I am outside though. She tried to sneak up on me while I was mowing the lawn.