By OhGeez - 08/06/2009 19:41 - Canada

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Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently, when asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML
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4bbaf9d3caaa8f84 20

wow, that sucks. At least you didn't call out someone's name like your mom's, dog's, sister's etc...

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FrootLoops_ 0

that must have been awkward afterwards :)

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Night22_fml 4

I enjoy the monthly floor-sex too!

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burttrub0 0

Just say you were doing the worm and play it off as if its been something youve been practicing, but you only wish it wasnt so awkward. And make jokes about it

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merri_fml 0

You deserve that one. I've been hypnotized before and while I didn't necessarily CARE what I was doing, I was still able to maintain a level of control over myself. Deep down (even though you didn't want to admit it) you wanted to show the school that.

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cstevanus 4

i have been hypnotized as well. and i had no control over myself. i didnt even know i was being hypnotized until i woke up.

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PerditaDessa 38

260: You mustn't be too smart then. Hypnotism is nothing more than suggestions.

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Thunk 0

Think of how much worse it could have been if you had whipped your schlong out and start whackin off.

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imfromtexas02 0

dude that's hilarious

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funsize003 0

just say you enjoy doing crunches, and happened to be laying on your face. :) or admit that you enjoy a good ****.

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NoMercy_fml 0

Nothing wrong with that. I enjoy that too. The sex thing I mean. Not the floor thing. What did 23 say?

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wowfmlife 0

#55 is right. That would've been epic

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xmusik 0

I agree with #55. I was about to say the same thing. But you made it more amusing.

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Tim3 0

At least you kept your pants on :)

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