Intimacy: Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently,... - FML

By OhGeez - 08/06/2009 19:41 - Canada

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Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently, when asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML

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By auto boogie man - 19/11/2015 16:44 - United States - New York

Today, at school, I was asked to play a complex piano piece in front of my class, teachers and guests. I nailed it, but what stood out most for everyone was how I apparently looked like I was being possessed while performing. FML

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By skyhawk13 - 30/10/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, at my school's Midnight Madness, I was selected to show my school spirit in a contest. Being drunk, I decided to hump the school mascot in front of 300 people. FML

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By Embarrassing - 26/06/2021 13:59 - Canada

Today, I was hypnotized and talked into telling everyone truths about myself at a show my family and I went to. I don't know what I said. All I know is that my family laughs whenever I'm near them. They won't tell me what happened. FML

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By musicmaniac13 - 18/03/2011 19:08 - France

Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2014 17:26 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to school. As I went to sit down during first class, I managed to sit on my own balls, scream, then collapse on the floor gasping. My teacher thought I was screwing around and gave me detention. FML

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By lifesucks - 24/02/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, I got hypnotized in front of my entire school. Once I was hypnotized the guy told me that the hottest celebrity in the world was in the audience and then he told me to point out who I saw. I said I saw Mick Jagger. I'm a guy. FML

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By Math_Rocker - 02/09/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2023 22:00

Today, I was playing a virtual reality game at a gaming convention. I got so into it that I didn't realize I was screaming and flailing around in. A crowd had gathered to watch my dumbass embarrass myself. FML

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By xsnqw - 19/01/2016 22:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was sitting at my desk in school, and I was really bored. I started playing with the strings on my pants, only to realize 5 minutes later it looked like I was fondling my dick. FML

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4bbaf9d3caaa8f84 20

Tuesday 9 June 2009 1:59

wow, that sucks. At least you didn't call out someone's name like your mom's, dog's, sister's etc...

FrootLoops_ 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:00

that must have been awkward afterwards :)

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effthis 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:16

better than fapping

suckstobeyou3 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:18

I was hypnotized in front of my whole school once. True, you have some say in what you do, but for the most part, no. The only thing you really think about are harsh consequences, like if anybody were to get hurt by what you are about to do. Those thoughts cross your mind for a split second, and then you are influenced to go on right ahead. I'm on YouTube doing an Irish jig and getting mad at my shoe because it stopped playing music, which I don't remember at all. Do you really think I would have done that if I was thinking clearly?

deliriumevoked 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:29

If that happened to me, I'd probably lay back and diddle myself lol! You are not alone!

newguy12 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:24

dude hypnosis doesnt work, i think u just wanted an excuse to hump th floor, moron

Sweet_child_NOT 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:24

Today, I was doing hypnosis for my school variety show. I told the guy who volunteered to do something he enjoyed. He started humping the effing floor. FML.

IllegalLight 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:28

@ #95 are you kidding me? I talk to my shoes all the time. what kind of music do your shoes play?

gingermonster16 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:28

Hahaha. Oh well, they were probably all thinking the same thing anyways.

rockstarbaby21 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:34

aww..I feel bad for you. if that was me I will fell so embarassed

4oooo 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:36

And this will stick with you until you graduate I wonder what nicknames you'll have.......

xoxoprivatexoxo 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:39

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