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By anon - 21/06/2014 12:50 - United States - Edison

Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2021 08:00

Today, I got hit by a car walking to work. My first thought wasn't to call 911 or my husband, but to call work to let them know I wouldn't be able to make it in for my shift. FML

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By julichlove - 28/12/2014 00:52 - United States - Louisville

Today, I didn't feel like going to work, so I called in sick. Five hours later while out shopping, I got hit by a car at a crosswalk. Now I'm laid-up in the local hospital, really wishing I was with the guys at work. FML

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By Crazy In-Laws - 20/11/2016 22:54 - United States - Danvers

Today, my wife and I both got released from the hospital. She was admitted for the birth of our daughter. I was admitted with a broken arm from when my mother-in-law shoved me out of the way because she wanted to be the first one to hold the baby after my wife. FML

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By Crashed - 01/01/2014 18:21 - United States - Evans

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML

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By munchkin - 26/10/2009 06:35 - France

Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2024 15:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I totaled my car whilst rushing to pick up my son from daycare. This happened as I was leaving the hospital, after dropping off a wheelchair to my recently disabled wife, who is taking care of our newborn in the special care unit. FML

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By Sophie - 27/12/2011 04:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML

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Bad omen

By KaRaBeAr24 - 16/03/2022 23:00 - United States

Today, I got hit and totaled my new car, on my way to get married, with my fiancé and kids in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2012 00:31

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML

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By screwed - 29/05/2009 23:21 - United States

Today, I was hit by a truck while walking to school. It was the driver's fault as I was in a crosswalk. My parents met me at the hospital where I had minor injuries. They began discussing what the insurance money would be spent on. They decided on a second honeymoon to Las Vegas. FML

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Vidrill 22

Saturday 21 June 2014 19:48

At least you were close to a hospital?

mistertbawk420 10

Saturday 21 June 2014 19:48

That is the very definition of irony. At least you two can share a room now

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91hayek 31

Sunday 22 June 2014 2:08

More like Carmegeddon. Man, I loved that game.

91hayek 31

Sunday 22 June 2014 2:11

Well what are the odds of that happening? Just think of it like you're winning the lottery or something. :/ Sorry OP, hope you and the missus get better.

madridista14 8

Sunday 22 June 2014 3:17

At least you're next to your wife

theonecasey 27

Sunday 22 June 2014 4:08

Ironic...

juturnaamo 29

Sunday 22 June 2014 4:48

You should move.

meredithgrey123 15

Sunday 22 June 2014 4:57

Ironic don't ya think!

kohler_thanyou 5

Sunday 22 June 2014 4:58

couples who get hit together, stay together.

iwadasn 32

Sunday 22 June 2014 5:00

I think you should tell us what city you were in so we all know to steer clear of it.

FroggerForReal 11

Sunday 22 June 2014 5:07

jeez sounds like you guys seriously are cursed or something when crossing streets

mutantproudish 16

Sunday 22 June 2014 5:13

Sounds kind of icarnic.

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