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By anon - 21/06/2014 12:50 - United States - Edison

Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2021 08:00

Today, I got hit by a car walking to work. My first thought wasn't to call 911 or my husband, but to call work to let them know I wouldn't be able to make it in for my shift. FML

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By julichlove - 28/12/2014 00:52 - United States - Louisville

Today, I didn't feel like going to work, so I called in sick. Five hours later while out shopping, I got hit by a car at a crosswalk. Now I'm laid-up in the local hospital, really wishing I was with the guys at work. FML

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By Crazy In-Laws - 20/11/2016 22:54 - United States - Danvers

Today, my wife and I both got released from the hospital. She was admitted for the birth of our daughter. I was admitted with a broken arm from when my mother-in-law shoved me out of the way because she wanted to be the first one to hold the baby after my wife. FML

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By Crashed - 01/01/2014 18:21 - United States - Evans

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML

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By munchkin - 26/10/2009 06:35 - France

Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2024 15:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I totaled my car whilst rushing to pick up my son from daycare. This happened as I was leaving the hospital, after dropping off a wheelchair to my recently disabled wife, who is taking care of our newborn in the special care unit. FML

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By Sophie - 27/12/2011 04:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML

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By KaRaBeAr24 - 16/03/2022 23:00 - United States

Today, I got hit and totaled my new car, on my way to get married, with my fiancé and kids in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2012 00:31

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML

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By screwed - 29/05/2009 23:21 - United States

Today, I was hit by a truck while walking to school. It was the driver's fault as I was in a crosswalk. My parents met me at the hospital where I had minor injuries. They began discussing what the insurance money would be spent on. They decided on a second honeymoon to Las Vegas. FML

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Vidrill 22

Saturday 21 June 2014 19:48

At least you were close to a hospital?

mistertbawk420 10

Saturday 21 June 2014 19:48

That is the very definition of irony. At least you two can share a room now

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mbuck87 19

Sunday 22 June 2014 10:54

Sounds like you two need to learn to look both ways

Logan_A_Caruso 16

Sunday 22 June 2014 11:16

Wht if it was the same car?

paramor3 23

Sunday 22 June 2014 13:44

What on earth did ya'll do?? Have a party to break a bunch of mirrors, walk through ladders, spill salt, watch black cats cross the road...and all that other superstitious stuff??

katorchids 1

Sunday 22 June 2014 15:48

You're one of those couples... You know the ones that must do everything together. LOL

keianaaaaa 1

Sunday 22 June 2014 18:18

I hope you and your wife will be okay!!!

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 22 June 2014 18:40

Maybe y'all can get put in the same room.

Mortoli 30

Sunday 22 June 2014 19:51

It would be ironic if it was same car. Maybe he/she driving wanted to go apologize to your wife? Well this will be great story to tell your kids or friends if they ever ask how you knew for certain you two were perfect for each other?

Mortoli 30

Sunday 22 June 2014 19:53

Oh and on another bright note at least there will be no need for visitation hours. Though I wonder if hospitals let lovers in same room if both have same thing.

wellfuckmerunnin 3

Sunday 22 June 2014 21:13

get well and put on your nicest law suit.

johbstonjacob 8

Monday 23 June 2014 0:08

The irony...

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