Health: Today, I got headbutted for saying that Nutella is overrated....

By jamisbetter - 11/04/2015 12:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I got headbutted for saying that Nutella is overrated. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 896

You deserved it 18 962

May Day: Lily of the Valley and Misunderstandings
When lilies of the valley bring good luck... or not! Discover the stories behind every little bell! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By diorlove - 21/01/2010 22:17 - France

Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after I opened the cupboard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 545

You deserved it 4 926

By Anonymous - 27/02/2014 14:34 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, I learned that no matter how much you want the Nutella, it's never a good idea to deep-throat the knife. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 050

You deserved it 61 189

By Jaws - 10/02/2011 16:09 - France

Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 770

You deserved it 38 581

Not a sponsored post

By nutfreak - 12/08/2013 15:24 - United States - Lutherville Timonium

Today, I was diagnosed with severe nut allergies. My dad decided to buy jars of Nutella, write "You know you want this" on them, and stick them around the house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 602

You deserved it 3 629

By Anonymous - 05/06/2015 01:07 - United States - Elkhart

Today, at work a customer bitched me out for not explicitly telling her that our peanut butter pancakes contain real peanut butter. She's threatening to sue because she's allergic to peanuts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 825

You deserved it 2 132

By rhunter17 - 06/04/2015 19:38

Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 836

You deserved it 10 584

You what now?

By ashley anne - 16/10/2022 04:00

Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML

I agree, your life sucks 672

You deserved it 145

By Anonymous - 26/07/2012 10:42 - Australia

Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 415

You deserved it 2 701

By Anonymous - 25/03/2012 01:41 - United States - Fairfax

Today, as I was walking home from work, I became the victim of a drive-by peanutting. Yes, apparently I'm only worth a bag of nuts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 716

You deserved it 2 643

By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 14:22 - United States

Today, it's Black Friday. I got sucker-punched by some woman over a ten dollar griddle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 136

You deserved it 6 142

fuckedPriceless 17

Saturday 11 April 2015 23:37

I would Nutella soul what you think of Nutella from now on if I were you.

Mauskau 35

Saturday 11 April 2015 23:59

That's like headbutting someone because they have a different opinion to you, oh wait it is.

Comments

hatebreeder_ 18

Sunday 12 April 2015 0:27

nutella ******* sucks.

kjlancaster 21

Sunday 12 April 2015 0:34

You're lucky I don't know you. Nutella is overrated my ass.

Gillett 23

Sunday 12 April 2015 0:49

Wait! You spread Nutella in your ass? Ok, never mind, I am a Nutella fan now!

batliner56 17

Sunday 12 April 2015 0:36

You totally deserved that. Jk FML

Gillett 23

Sunday 12 April 2015 0:42

It is a little bit on the "not all that" side!

mattzawesome 28

Sunday 12 April 2015 0:44

I never liked it either... It's not that special.

zackolas09 12

Sunday 12 April 2015 0:53

everyone is entitled to their own opinion, I've never had Nutella before

Cads1 24

Sunday 12 April 2015 1:06

Was it your friend as a joke or a stranger trying to hurt you?

amileah13 26

Sunday 12 April 2015 1:07

Someone seriously head butted you? Wtf?!

limabeans101029 20

Sunday 12 April 2015 1:11

Regular chocolate spread is much better

sabrinabeck13 7

Sunday 12 April 2015 1:12

I don't like Nutella either!

Keywords

Health Relatable Public freakouts Music Scams Geek Poopoo peepee Awkward Jewelry Bikes Cops Transportation Fight Family Kids Mother in law Miscellaneous AITA Relationship advice Social Media Love Art Work Students Noise Birds Animals Sleep Mental health Medication

The Top

Today, despite the fact that I'm happy and in love, my spiteful brat of a 12 year-old keeps spreading hateful and disgusting lies about my boyfriend doing unspeakable things while I'm away on business. Her dad told me he's reporting my boyfriend to the police. FML

I agree, your life sucks 150

You deserved it 569

Today, I put on some skimpy shorts and bent down to get something on the bottom shelf of the fridge to get my boyfriend's attention. On my way up, I slammed my head on the edge of the fridge. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 938

You deserved it 46 015

The Top

Today, my boyfriend gave me a pair of ankle weights for my birthday. How utterly romantic. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 606

You deserved it 5 239

Today, I called in sick at work and went to the bar, only to find out that my manager has a second job there. I am now jobless. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 704

You deserved it 8 630

Today, I almost got arrested. The cops put me in handcuffs without searching me first and told me that I "matched" the description of a package thief. Turns out, I didn't even closely fit the description of the suspect. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 607

You deserved it 132

Today, I got invited to a cookout. The host apologized as I got there because the hamburger meat had gone bad, and all they had were hot dogs, which I can't eat because they give me the runs. It was either that or starve, because I don't get paid until tomorrow. I wrote this on my ninth trip to the can this evening. FML

I agree, your life sucks 377

You deserved it 186

Today, I found a video of a school play I starred in years ago. I was ecstatic, because it's really the only memento of my childhood I have left. Unfortunately, it started with my grandpa groaning, "Ahh shit," and degenerated into him muttering over the audio about "those fucking commies." FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 174

You deserved it 2 013

Today, I toured an art museum. Our tour guide had an obvious lisp, so I tried my best not to laugh. When she asked me a question about a sculpture, I accidentally replied, "Yeth ma'am." She ended the tour right there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 563

You deserved it 68 916

Same thing different taste

Not a sponsored post

You what now?

Top comments

Comments