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Statistics show that more and more people are falling victim to the newest heinous crime: Drive by Peanuting. Let us pray for the victims.

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There's a big difference between "I'll bust a cap in yo' ass!" and "I'll bust a nut in yo' ass!" That...could be misinterpreted. :)

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I think so many of these FMLs would be funnier without the addition of the last sentence where the OP attempts a witty or ironic observation. Funnier to just tell the story and let commenters draw their own conclusion!

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122- those things are delicious! If I were those protesters, I would have stuck around and hoped you threw more at me!

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Yeah, I find that odd too. Hell, usually the first pun or two gets thumbed up, then most puns after that usually get trashed

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56- Apparently not if OP is complaining about only being worth a bag of nuts. If there was nothing thrown, OP would complain about being worth nothing.

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He'd rather go down gloriously fending off an army of 100 marines singlehandedly, as opposed to only being worth a driveby and a bag of peanuts

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Once someone threw a soggy pear at me from a moving vehicle and it splattered right in my groin. To be honest, I commend them on their gloriously-aimed victory. I'm of the philosophy that if someone can hit me in the groin from that distance, then by all means, bombard me freely, masterful assassin! But if you miss... well, woe betide you.

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Lol I'm thinking of the two peanuts walking in the park, and one of them was "asSALTed" lol I love that joke......... yup.

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