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By cooldude - 01/07/2010 15:19 - United States

Today, I got called a "loser" by an old man wearing pink flip-flops and riding a purple moped. FML

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By ICanExplain - 22/06/2015 20:46 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

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OwNowBrownCow 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 19:05

old men with pink flip flops that ride purple mopeds are the most badass people ever. don't ness with them if you value your life

Oreosbff 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 19:03

haha that sucks

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TechnicolorEyes5 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 19:25

That old man is a beast.

ArtIsResistance7 1

Thursday 1 July 2010 19:26

I'm bad Mercy. I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm really, really bad. Who's bad?! *moonwalks out*

sexiibitch013 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 19:29

ouch!

im_banned 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 20:24

no I've never heard that saying

melainie 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 19:29

haha, that man is obviously the looser, not because of what he wearing but because of what he said

zachbarbee 2

Thursday 1 July 2010 19:30

this is an MLIA

ThatBrownChick 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 19:30

LMFAO HAHAHA that's funny. not really an FML at all, but still funny. 

NewKidirus 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 19:36

mopeds are cool.

Rick1969 6

Thursday 1 July 2010 19:38

now that was funny!

Xavi89 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 19:57

hey 32 a mop doesn't have a gas tank!

Kristoffer 35

Thursday 1 July 2010 20:02

@61: Of course a moped has a gas tank, dumbass. Where else would you store the gas that runs the 50cc or smaller engine?

Xavi89 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 23:42

hahaha your right I am dumbass I should have read the whole thing! haha FML

ninjacapo 2

Thursday 1 July 2010 19:59

man up. i was nicknamed "shit" through the seventh grade calm down and grow a pair

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