Miscellaneous: Today, I got an electric shaver hoping that it would reduce the...

By shaverguy - 15/06/2009 08:51 - United States

Today, I got an electric shaver hoping that it would reduce the risk of cutting myself than shaving with a manual one. However, I cut myself opening the plastic package with the shaver inside. FML

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By knickedleg - 22/05/2010 07:03 - France

Today, I was using Veet instead of shaving, so that the razor wouldn't cut up my legs. I cut myself with the plastic utensil that you're supposed to use to remove the Veet. FML

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Slippery when wet

By Ulysse - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I bought a new electric razor. I tried it, and washed it. I started to shake it in order to get rid of the water. It was pretty slippery, and it exploded onto the floor of my bathroom. The warranty doesn't cover this, I guess. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 00:10 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML

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First time

By februarymarchapril - 04/02/2015 03:45 - United States - Austin

Today, I shaved for the first time. My mum gave me a razor and I spent about 20 minutes trying to use it. I gave up, yelling, "FUCK IT!" and put it back on the shelf. It fell, and as it hit the floor, a lid fell off. I'd tried to shave with a sheathed razor for 20 minutes. FML

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By Chicketi - 11/02/2009 14:45 - Canada

Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML

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By Goatkvlt - 22/11/2008 07:02 - France

Today, my electric razor fell flat right after I had finished with my first cheek. And of course I don't have a manual one. FML

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By Thorin - 25/01/2010 21:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I cut myself deeply with an expensive razor that advertised it's impossible to cut yourself with. Twice. Guess I always was an overachiever. FML

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By tylerlove361 - 11/02/2009 05:30 - United States

Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML

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Let it bleed

By breza - 01/07/2022 14:00 - Slovenia

Today, while trying to put something into the almost full waste bin, I cut myself with a razor blade that my son had thrown in there. It was surprisingly sharp, and my finger started pissing blood. FML

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Itchy and scratchy

By Anonymous - 27/07/2021 00:01

Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML

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ForWhatItsWorth 0

Monday 15 June 2009 16:07

Outsmarted by an electric shaver ... :/ tsk tsk tsk

amatayo 0

Monday 15 June 2009 16:12

Yeah I guess that sucks but FML this is not. Trying to reduce cuts I bought a new shaver. After I opened it up I covered my face in shaving cream. Not knowing that thats a no no I burned the side of my face when the razor shorted out.

Comments

BrutalDave 0

Monday 15 June 2009 19:01

****** in the ass by irony.

perussian 0

Monday 15 June 2009 19:05

boo hoo?

lesp 6

Monday 15 June 2009 19:08

Shouldn't have tried opening it with your face.

Roto13 0

Monday 15 June 2009 19:13

I'm guessing it's one of those horrible clamshell packages that shouldn't exist because they're awkward and ugly and dangerous.

Nightfallz 0

Monday 15 June 2009 19:33

I have not cut myself shaving in a very long time. It's really not that hard.

madhuridixit 0

Monday 15 June 2009 19:37

haaaiiiiiii.........................................................................................i shave tooo........................................and im a woman.....................................................................rrrrrrrrrrrrr

cpatrick820 3

Monday 15 June 2009 19:51

WAAAHHHHHHHH

Damiqua 0

Monday 15 June 2009 19:52

boohoo you got a paper cut

ladybug52 0

Monday 15 June 2009 19:54

who cares. you cut yourself opening a package, something i'm sure NO ONE ELSE HAS DONE in the history of packages, ever. not an FML and not even a funny attempt at one.