Love: Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read, "It's over."... - FML

By blacklove - 12/02/2010 20:19 - United States

Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read, "It's over." FML

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By KidCudi227 - 23/10/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a bouquet of roses with a message attached. The message said, "Ever since your dog died you've stopped putting out, so I think we should break up." FML

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By sexyredhead - 14/02/2012 18:14 - United States

Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2009 09:41 - South Africa

Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML

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It's the thought that counts…

By Loveandpoetry - 31/05/2011 21:12

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML

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By Arp - 04/02/2012 20:46 - United States

Today, I got an early Valentine's day card. My boyfriend and I recently broke up, and my hopes shot up thinking it might be from him. It wasn't. It was from my parents. FML

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By RosesAreRed - 14/02/2010 18:52 - United States

Today, I received a bouquet of flowers. I thought they might be from my crush, so I excitedly opened the card. It was from my druggie ex-boyfriend, who apparently can't move on with his life even after three years. The contents of the card? "Baby, I got you like a habit, and I can't give you up". FML

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By blah - 15/02/2009 23:57 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend gave me a card for my birthday and told me to open it 10 minutes after he'd gone; I waited for 5. In the card was written, "It's not working out, but here's $20." FML

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Nice try

By forgottenbday - 11/07/2012 05:09 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML

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By TLT - 16/11/2009 18:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML

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By dumped - 17/04/2011 21:12 - South Africa

Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML

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ambrz 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 1:51

at least u got a rose...?

daydreamstar 7

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:11

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bigpapi210 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 8:12

that's so fukd up!

Drittjr 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 8:43

Well at least he was nice about it :) But still, FUL

Efilyn 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 8:52

Wow. Great timing.

lovesexhugs 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 9:13

best valentine ever

luis1320 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 9:56

Today, my friend asked me what i got for valentines day, a kiss or a hug or a teddy bear. just before i answered she said wait i forgot your ugly

Laurendorcus 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 9:59

Maybe it was a romantic gesture and you took it the wrong way. Like "its over between me and that sexy waitress, accept this rose as my apology and get over it".

Laurendorcus 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 10:15

Maybe he thought you had found out about how hes been cheating on you, so the letter was to let you know he broke off the affair and the rose was an apology. You always have to look on the bright side. :-)

Freeze_fml 16

Saturday 13 February 2010 10:53

Some bright side you have..

RustyGuns 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 10:33

Could have been worse, could have said "It's over, fatty"

All4UandOnlyU 4

Saturday 13 February 2010 13:01

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm still hot, so what the **** happend to you? that is the best break up poem ever. lol

BieberFeverLol 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 14:11

burn!

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Today, I had my 18th birthday party. At midnight, three police officers showed up at my door and asked if they could look around. Were we doing anything bad? Nope. My friends suck at parking. Before they left, the officers said that this was the most toned down party they'd seen in years. FML

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