Work: Today, I got a promotion and transfer at work. My first responsibility... - FML

By hesgonnahateme - 06/06/2013 05:08 - United States - Benton

Today, I got a promotion and transfer at work. My first responsibility is to fire my soon to be father in-law. FML

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By Guy - 17/10/2015 18:23 - United States - O Fallon

Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML

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By damngurl - 10/12/2022 18:00

Today, I got fired. Yesterday was my birthday and I was told I was getting a promotion. FML

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By lauziej93 - 10/11/2015 09:24 - Spain - Logro?o

Today, my mother-in-law became my boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2021 14:59 - Australia - Perth

Today, the only colleague I dislike was promoted to be my manager. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 18:21 - France

Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML

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By BossLady - 05/01/2022 08:01

Today, it's my first day as the boss, after waiting months for this promotion. Today is also the day my replacement, who I trained for three months, quit. Now I've got two jobs for the price of one. FML

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By Fucked. - 26/04/2021 07:59

Today, my supervisor at work is now my father-in-law. My girlfriend told me that. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2014 20:57 - India - Kundan

Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML

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By Stressed - 24/09/2018 22:00

Today, I got promoted. By promoted, I mean, given a much harder job with no training and no extra pay because someone went on maternity leave. They've already hired someone for my old position. FML

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By Pouya - 18/12/2010 06:03 - United States

Today, it was my first day as a promoted manager. I got fired for being late. FML

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nancem 7

Thursday 6 June 2013 16:11

Ask if someone else can let him go. Say it's a conflict of interest

Welshite 39

Thursday 6 June 2013 16:11

I think your name sums it up.

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tenac71 6

Friday 7 June 2013 11:50

that's rough

avapaige1234 19

Friday 7 June 2013 13:46

Surely, they can have someone else do the job. I experienced that situation where I had to fire my brother-in-law. Thankfully, they let someone else do it. I hope it also works for you.

Neko9000 11

Friday 7 June 2013 20:52

Man office workers are assholes

kippie1040 4

Sunday 9 June 2013 7:59

Watch the movie "in good company" same plot line.

lightningbug26 5

Sunday 9 June 2013 10:00

get together with your father in law and hatch a plan

silvanawernli 5

Sunday 9 June 2013 11:26

OMFG THAT SUCKS!!!!!!!

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