By a - 21/05/2009 19:18 - United Kingdom

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Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML
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paperfox_fml 0

#5, where do you expect her to keep it? In a locked safe behind the picture of Grandma and Grandad hanging at the top of the landing 7ft off the floor with a high-tech alarm system and a self-destruct mode if the fingerprint scanner recognises it to be the fingerprint of someone under the age of 18?

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Antonio718 0

It wasn't being put into use anyways...

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Pepperolls 0

Omg........ your son touched your ***** :S:S:S:S Yuck, I feel sorry for him actually.

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sniperwill0 0

as long as no one gets hurt......

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00754chan 0

LOLOLOLOLOL! #20 !! love it. this is hilarious. was "Sword of Death" some sort of code name so your child wouldn't realise it was a *****?

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trentwazhere 0

thats awsome, if i had a ***** i would play swords with it to that would be hella funny!

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agneshatesyou 10

#71 FTW Great FML, but I think I'm liking the comments even better :D

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FarSide 22

So, why do you use a sword for a ***** anyway? Are you a masochist?

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Go_Home 0

OMG. Hide your filth, PLEASE. You just socially damaged yourself and your son. Wow, way to go!

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Emma_91 0

ROTFLOL!! I'm sure wherever you hide something like that the kid will find it.

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plethora 3

The placement of commas and full stops in relation to quotation marks is a UK/US difference. I'm all for grammar Nazi-ing, but none of you are right, per se. So just stop it. OP: Teach your kid that it's not ok to go through Mummy's underwear drawer. I never found my mum's vibrator when I was a kid, possibly because my parents taught me this thing called "boundaries". YDI.

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