By FlyingFist - 04/12/2012 00:38 - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying I needed to come home immediately. When I got there, he informed me that the reason I needed to rush home from work was because he wiped a booger on the wall and it was in the shape of a penis. He said it's a sign, like when people see Jesus in toast. FML
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zingline89 18

Gives blow your nose a whole new meaning.

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raven1911 3

I hope you have a good reason for staying with this moron

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mosquito19 14

hmm, let me guess. your boyfriend don't work, play video games all day and lives off you.

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osm1989_fml 6

That's a pretty big assumption, considering that all you know is that the boyfriend picks his nose.

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joethebiden 8

He's right, it is a sign. A sign that you need to pick your boyfriends more carefully (avoiding those who wipe boogers on walls is a good start).

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Tuney_Loons 2

It's a sign that he's a penis and you're better off without him

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maphineRAWRS 10

A sign for what? That the penis messiah is blessing him from above? We you'd already know that answer to that ;)

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Sanrio90 8

This is really gross, but hilarious at the same time. I'm not so sure I'd have the patience to stay with a dude like that, though.

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winkydog4056 16

That must have been a huge booger to be shaped like a penis.

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chosha_fml 26

Yep. It's a sign you're dating a child. And a gross one at that - he wiped it on the wall? WTF?!

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onorexveritas 23

a sign that he's disgusting and immature

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simoncat 11

If you are not packed and moving out by this evening, the signs indicate that you are BOTH morons. Please don't breed.

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