Love: Today, I gave my boyfriend a box of chocolates as a present....

By Kelly - 27/12/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, I gave my boyfriend a box of chocolates as a present. A few hours later, he texted me saying that the box of chocolates contained nuts. He's allergic to nuts and his mother now thinks I'm trying to kill him. FML

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By rhunter17 - 06/04/2015 19:38

Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML

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By wakinginvegas87 - 05/09/2010 15:49 - United States

Today, it was my boyfriend's parents' anniversary so I thought I'd do something to impress them. I made them chocolate-covered strawberries. But for some reason they gave me really dirty looks when they saw it. Turns out his mother is allergic to strawberries and his father is allergic to chocolate. FML

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By jaxattax - 20/10/2009 20:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML

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By epipen life - 10/03/2019 16:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend’s mom fed me a new dish containing peanuts, knowing full well I’m severely allergic. According to her, her ancestors “cured” allergies by exposing the person to the allergen. I went into anaphylactic shock. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2011 04:37 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to give his mother a box of chocolates and flowers for Mother's Day. She just stared at them and said, "What's this for? You're not my daughter, and never will be. But I'll keep the chocolate." FML

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By nutfreak - 12/08/2013 15:24 - United States - Lutherville Timonium

Today, I was diagnosed with severe nut allergies. My dad decided to buy jars of Nutella, write "You know you want this" on them, and stick them around the house. FML

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By foreveralone - 13/01/2014 01:00 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML

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By djshahso - 26/02/2010 00:14 - United States

Today, I decided it would be funny to give my friend a peanut that had fallen on the floor. I hid it in his food, and started laughing when he ate it. It turns out he is allergic to peanuts. His family hates me now. FML

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By HeSucks - 25/12/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a box of chocolates for Christmas. I thought it was sweet until I noticed the heart drawn on the back. It's the same box of chocolates I gave him for Christmas. Christmas last year. FML

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kerrygirl 13

Sunday 27 December 2009 12:05

well in all fairness that is something you should know about your boyfriend....

Ireplywith_memes 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 12:38

Billy Mays here! Parent judging you? Get the CHAINSAW! OHSHI-

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LemonMan 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 8:23

pendatic WTF are you doing commenting on every single fml there is? nothing better to do?

pleo_fml 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 6:25

lmfaoooooooo r u blonde? just asking

hofinished 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 14:22

lol fyl hahah.

OlieBaby1625 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 12:22

uhmmm I'm pretty sure you should know that about your bf. and make sure it doesn't have nuts when you buy it. you are either trying to kill him or impossibly stupid. I'm going to go with the latter and hope you aren't a murderer.

EvilPuggy 11

Friday 21 May 2010 5:51

"Police? Listen, I'd like to report a death threat to my son. His girlfriend was--yes? Well, anyways, she tried to kill him. It was awful!...What? Oh, no, it wasn't like that. See, she gave him this poison--well, it was actually a box of chocolates, but they had NUTS in them!!"

ccc567 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 3:42

shouldnt u know ur bf cant eat nuts

hayleybug24 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 20:31

my boyfriend is allergic to nuts too! i did the same thing, his mom wouldnt talk to me for months!

MwahFMLS 6

Tuesday 16 August 2011 9:38

Thats what she said.

XxRose_SparksxX 7

Wednesday 22 August 2012 13:37

At least he didn't over react about it.

TwistedShadow 7

Sunday 3 March 2013 22:13

My ex-gf forgot my birthday last year, which was 3 days after her sister's... I only found out because she didn't know how she was going to afford her sister's gift and I told her that its fine if she doesn't get me a gift... we'd been dating for over a year by then...