By CogadhTallon - 30/12/2015 02:11 - United States

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Today, I found the engagement ring I'd bought and been missing for a week. On my girlfriend's hand. While my childhood friend was inside her. They apparently like pretending she's married while doing this. They made this self-discovery a week ago. Good for them. I don't want the ring back. FML
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CogadhTallon tells us more.

CogadhTallon 16

Thanks for your comments, this place is much better than a shrink for healing a bit. I can appreciate the sentiment that I should've taken the ring back, but once purchased, rings are almost worthless (thanks, De Beers). I honestly wanted nothing to do with them. I've burned the sheets (not kidding) and I've gone numb. Their pretty much dead to me, and needless to say I'm out of the dating circuit for a while. Keep the comments coming though, this place rocks, and reminds me that not everyone are walking asshats. :)

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Top comments

ELoni_fml 25

Damn that's cold, but maybe it's better to find out now instead of after you proposed to her.

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WCARlover 34

wow they both get off on infidelity...they sound like perfectly compatible horrible people. So sorry you had to lose a girlfriend and friend in the same day :(.

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Comments

MorbidInsanity 11

Cut her tires and his throat, our vice versa.

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LadyTyger51ne 8

I'm sorry. Well maybe this starts the new year better for you.

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messymessiah 11

Sorry OP! At least you found out now and not after you'd proposed or got married. Blah blah all the usual, what everyone else has said. Excuse the implied language but FUNK THOSE COUNTS!

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rydersmomma16 21

I'm sorry OP. just remembered there's a special place in hell for people like this.

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Musicstruck17 24

If I saw that happened, I would want the ring back. Even if it didn't cost a lot. You never proposed to her so she stole from you. She has no right to keep it. You have a right to ask for it back but I'm guessing you don't want it back because you probably never want to talk or face them ever again.

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ThrottleJockey 35

Get that ring back, otherwise she's bound to sell it herself.

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Witchylady 17

Take the ring back. Rip it off her finger and sell it and use the cash to treat yourself. Something you always wanted to do but never did because you were too busy saving up money for that ring. On the bright side, if there is one. They are both cheaters and cheaters never remain faithful. At one point in their life they too hopefully will experience the heartbreak too. Because a cheater never changes its spots.

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