Intimacy: Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea.... - FML

By Infected - 20/02/2011 17:30 - United States

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Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2009 11:53 - United States

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Today, after realizing it burned when I peed, I found out the boy I waited two years to have sex with gave me gonorrhea. FML

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By impure - 29/09/2014 16:48 - United States

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Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 18:20 - United States - Fresno

Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML

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By ohbutno - 08/02/2022 18:01

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Today, I found out that not only did I get the best blowjob of my life on New Year's Eve, I also got gonorrhea. FML

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Don't shoot the messenger

By Anonymous - 05/07/2020 23:01

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Today, after I got wasted about 5 months ago and lost my virginity to a total bitch I used to work with and regretted it straight away, this morning she texts me that she’s pregnant, and that I should probably get an STD screening because she also just found out she has gonorrhoea. FML

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By Rowansgonnarow - 05/07/2014 20:19

Today, a girl I recently slept with messaged me, explaining through a rendition of "Call Me Maybe" that she'd given me chlamydia. FML

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By Justkillme - 15/11/2018 03:00

Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML

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By Godi - 10/12/2009 19:00 - United States

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Today, I got a call from my girlfriend of 13 months. She told me that she had gotten chlamydia from the guy she cheated on me with, and that I most likely have it too. I gave her a diamond ring, she gave me chlamydia. FML

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Wrap it up

By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 16:00 - Sweden - Linköping

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML

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By Battlebarney - 22/09/2016 10:58 - United States - Washington

Today, I learned that the burning sensation I get on my balls isn't from when my girlfriend poured hot sauce on my balls as a prank, it's actually gonorrhea. FML

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Top comments

Lennsik 4

Monday 21 February 2011 0:02

It isn't the gift that keeps on giving, but you might want to give her a good call or two to all her other lovers.

toelie 26

Monday 21 February 2011 0:06

Should have used a condom. Learn your lesson before you catch something that's not as easily cured.

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 9 July 2014 22:33

Condoms say it used properly can prevent pregnancy AIDS/HIV and other STDs

Zach_Puncake 14

Saturday 7 March 2015 15:55

What a *****

ZeeroKamarrii 18

Monday 11 May 2015 1:45

I was going to be sympathetic but I decided it's not worth it. Use a condom, whether she says she's clean or not. Saves you getting an STD/STI and saves her getting pregnant. You honestly deserved that one.

imhope 23

Wednesday 22 July 2015 0:21

Don't be silly, wrap your willy?

lolumadbrah 10

Friday 23 October 2015 20:25

One word. Let me spell it. C-O-N-D-O-M.

Mamba8460 6

Saturday 11 June 2016 17:25

At least she gave back.

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