By Infected - 20/02/2011 17:30 - United States

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Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
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Lennsik 4

It isn't the gift that keeps on giving, but you might want to give her a good call or two to all her other lovers.

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toelie 26

Should have used a condom. Learn your lesson before you catch something that's not as easily cured.

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completedumbass 0

holy shit what's up with all the condom rymes

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tokenblack111 0

It could be a lot worse like the girl u love and also lost it with has been with another 50 men and now she doesn't wanna be with you cause you suck in bes!

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atomicbaboon 0

That doesn't seem like a very good trade. You should've at least asked for a baby and compromised from there. But, honestly, be safe. Always wear a seat belt.

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HopeLoveMusic 0

There's now a type of gonorrhea that is incurable. It's become immune to treatment. Condoms, in this time, should be everyone's best friend.

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invincibleone 0

I know that feel bro. Same thing happened to me, but worse. I was raped for my first time... By a woman that weighed 45 pounds more than me. And I weigh 225

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pwnman 33

Ask her for your virginity back then

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