Intimacy: Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea....

By Infected - 20/02/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2009 11:53 - United States

Today, after realizing it burned when I peed, I found out the boy I waited two years to have sex with gave me gonorrhea. FML

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By impure - 29/09/2014 16:48 - United States

Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 18:20 - United States - Fresno

Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML

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By ohbutno - 08/02/2022 18:01

Today, I found out that not only did I get the best blowjob of my life on New Year's Eve, I also got gonorrhea. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2020 23:01

Today, after I got wasted about 5 months ago and lost my virginity to a total bitch I used to work with and regretted it straight away, this morning she texts me that she’s pregnant, and that I should probably get an STD screening because she also just found out she has gonorrhoea. FML

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By Rowansgonnarow - 05/07/2014 20:19

Today, a girl I recently slept with messaged me, explaining through a rendition of "Call Me Maybe" that she'd given me chlamydia. FML

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By Justkillme - 15/11/2018 03:00

Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML

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By Godi - 10/12/2009 19:00 - United States

Today, I got a call from my girlfriend of 13 months. She told me that she had gotten chlamydia from the guy she cheated on me with, and that I most likely have it too. I gave her a diamond ring, she gave me chlamydia. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 16:00 - Sweden - Linköping

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML

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By Battlebarney - 22/09/2016 10:58 - United States - Washington

Today, I learned that the burning sensation I get on my balls isn't from when my girlfriend poured hot sauce on my balls as a prank, it's actually gonorrhea. FML

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Lennsik 4

Monday 21 February 2011 0:02

It isn't the gift that keeps on giving, but you might want to give her a good call or two to all her other lovers.

toelie 26

Monday 21 February 2011 0:06

Should have used a condom. Learn your lesson before you catch something that's not as easily cured.

Comments

whatismissing 8

Friday 25 February 2011 14:05

fair enough.

4evermossin 0

Friday 25 February 2011 21:39

should of found another virgin... not some **** with gonorrhea

silver_85 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 17:36

and that's how you welcome to the world of STDs

FMLttp12 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 23:40

Um... YUCK! All I can say is wear a condom!

inkkubus_fml 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 12:28

harsh :/

KateKiddo 6

Sunday 6 March 2011 11:55

Every time it comes to sex, i swear, guys are the most stupid creatures in the world. Use a rubber next time imbecile!

chuckvargas 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 23:46

that sounds like a personal problem

stepaway52 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 21:03

Awwwwww)':

sp33do 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 6:11

I use rubber the best

BIZNOTCH 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 10:55

You can sue her and she can go to jail for attempted murder

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