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By Jessica - 19/10/2023 16:25 - United States

Today, I found out that two kids were able to, without much effort, convince my 16-year-old daughter that her friend's house was used to smuggle out Jews during WWII. His house was built in 2007. We also live in America. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2023 16:25

Today, I found out that my paper about World War 2 has led my teacher to believe that I hate Jews. I wrote my paper about the technological advances made during the war, and made no mention of Jews. She and I are both Jewish. FML

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By in this day and age.... - 19/10/2023 16:25 - United States - Dallas

Today, the first words I heard from my "good, Christian" future mother-in-law included a salvo of curse words and a hushed rant about "them dirty Jews". I'm culturally Jewish. This bodes well. FML

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Leave me alone!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I found myself sneaking into my apartment to avoid the old lady who lives next to me. Funnily enough, I moved into my own apartment because I was tired of sneaking into it to avoid my mom, who lived with me. FML

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Scheißleben

By LearnGeographyUSA - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Kirkland

Today, and for the past 13 months, I've been living in the States. I've been called a Nazi, asked if we have electricity in Germany, and been made fun of the way I speak with my "German accent", the list goes on. I'm not even German, I'm Danish. FML

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By DesperateMother - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Wasselonne

Today, my 16-year-old daughter handed me the picture she wants TV reports to use if ever she happens to get kidnapped. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - New Orleans

Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML

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Surprising

By Anonymous - 28/11/2019 20:00

Today, my younger sister had some friends over at ours. I was in the shower but was horrified to realize my clothes and towel were gone. Figuring that she took them, I tried to make it to my room without being seen, but one of her friends came up to use the bathroom. She saw everything. FML

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By toad - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I found my daughter on Facebook after years of looking for her after the divorce. It turns out it was my ex pretending to be my daughter so she could track me down. FML

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Scammed

By mohit - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, I found out that my neighbor's son is supposed to be giving me gas money for driving him to school each morning. He's using it to buy drugs instead. FML

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Casual…

By bnc - 14/12/2013 22:39 - United States - Jefferson City

Today, a kid from my school called me, saying he's going on vacation to Japan soon and that since I was born there, I could teach him the language. His exact words at the start of the call were, "Hey man, you speak Asian, right?" I have to be around this shithead 5 days a week. FML

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Aspen_Grace33 27

Tuesday 21 August 2012 12:00

It's sad how people will believe anything.

saransh 3

Tuesday 21 August 2012 12:01

You better teach you daughter some history. And to be honest you will probably need to teach her whole lot of other subjects also

Comments

superhumangambit 4

Tuesday 21 August 2012 12:46

Tell your daughter I have a delicious sausage in my pants.

BenL97 5

Wednesday 22 August 2012 10:11

She might bite it...unless you're into that...

AClassActx3 7

Tuesday 21 August 2012 13:18

Definitely worries me. What else will she fall for?

SadIife 6

Tuesday 21 August 2012 13:33

Your daughter needs some history lessons and a much more developed brain.

BhangooRaj 1

Tuesday 21 August 2012 13:39

And I thought I was really gullible..

Angelastic_fml 18

Tuesday 21 August 2012 13:44

I bet somebody told you you were gullible and you just believed them without question. Well, now you know the truth!

Pandacupcakelove 26

Tuesday 21 August 2012 13:42

Pay more attention in history class, maybe?

Angelastic_fml 18

Tuesday 21 August 2012 13:42

Disregard this; it didn't reply to who I wanted to reply to

sweetmama88 6

Tuesday 21 August 2012 13:52

You really need to have a long talk to your daughter .

rattusrattus 18

Tuesday 21 August 2012 13:58

So it seems she thinks there are 200+ states in the US. Now, I only know the names of about half of them (but I'm British, so...) but I know that there are 50 and that Germany, Poland, the Netherlands, France, Switzerland, et cetera are not any of them.