Kids: Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole in my...

By Devon - 03/09/2010 04:35 - United States

Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole in my son's bedroom because my son wanted to build a "secret entrance." FML

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By sonwhy - 25/02/2014 00:51 - United States - Brookfield

Today, I found out that my son set up a telescope in the attic not so he could study astronomy like he told me, but so he could spy on the girl across the street. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2016 21:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up to my roommate's friend rustling in the attic without permission to be there. When I asked how he got in with all doors and windows locked, he simply said, "It's a secret." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2018 12:00

Today, I found out my son has been sneaking out of his room at night to see his girlfriend. He's a fully-grown 23-year-old man with a job and his own car. He doesn't need to sneak out. What an idiot. FML

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By Pumpkin - 18/07/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML

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By Jilly - 08/08/2011 06:45 - Australia

Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2011 21:42 - United States

Today, I was walking through my kitchen when I discovered a weak spot in the floor. Tomorrow, I'm going to have to fix the giant hole caused when I put my foot through it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 23:54 - United States

Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's the window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML

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By parent - 08/03/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 12:17 - United States

Today, I found out I can sneak out of my house... but not back in. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 01:39 - United States

Today, I came home to my family remodeling our (extremely) out of date bathroom. I was SUPER excited to help them get it done. I walked down the hallway and opened my bedroom door to find a huge, gaping hole in my wall and my room covered in dust. I had to sweep every surface in my room. FML

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Friday 3 September 2010 12:25

That is awesome!

competlybaked 0

Friday 3 September 2010 12:33

lol I always tried to make a secret laboratory.

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Norwegian_Wood 4

Friday 3 September 2010 18:38

Bahaha your kid is awesome. I always wanted a secret entrance to my room, but my mom would have murdered me if I'd done anything like that.

GutiCorp 4

Friday 3 September 2010 18:54

I wish I would have done that when I was younger!

fmlwinnn 0

Friday 3 September 2010 18:58

well I guess the fml really depends on how old your son is.

Taybabe2525 0

Friday 3 September 2010 19:04

Imao that kids is awesome lol #17

TxT 0

Friday 3 September 2010 19:12

The only thing that could make this more hilarious would be if the son was an unemployed 27 year old.

iseywisey 0

Friday 3 September 2010 19:21

hahaha I laughed soo bad

StitchedBear 0

Friday 3 September 2010 19:29

haha this reminds me of when my son put a raw egg in his closet amd covered it in blankets. he thought it would hatch, I finally found it and it smelt horrid. like I said, boys will be boys. (:

MMMMMMPorkchops 1

Friday 3 September 2010 19:31

awesome!

IslandLove 0

Friday 3 September 2010 19:38

did he hang a poster over it? haha

boostergold52 0

Friday 3 September 2010 21:04

Maybe he's running some sort of secret underground railroad...

UpYoursInAdvance 0

Friday 3 September 2010 21:19

Ba Da Bing FAIL!

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