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By Anonymous - / Saturday 7 May 2011 21:42 / United States
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By  DocBastard  |  38

KiddNYC - I was first? I didn't even notice! Omg omg what an honor! I didn't even prepare a speech! I'd, um, like to thank my wife for being so great with all the, like support and stuff! And also to the mods for not moderating me! I love you guys! Oh! Oh! And I'd like to thank the man upstairs. THANK YOU, JESUS! YOU ARE THE GREATEST!

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  abbi96x  |  0

How on earth can there be a weak spot in the floor? Come on floor; man up & get some muscles! Stop being so weak!:')

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  KaySL  |  24

#7, Hahaha! Coming from the same person who was whinging like a little girl at me on the other FML for saying exactly the same thing, I find that incredibly hypocritical, but whatever floats your boat, fuck-knob.

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9--- Is that how you deal with elevators and buildings that are unable to support some weight? "Come on! It's ok! Go to the gym until you get real strong so you can try it again!" You must be a blond; which is why your picture's black and white. DuRRR!!

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12-- There are so many things wrong with that comment. 1) I wasn't whining, but complaining 2) I was complaining not about your meaningless comments, but the fact that they're mean; not meaningless. PMSers don't sometimes have some meaning in their comments. So, no, your comments aren't meaningless. They are; however, very offensive.

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  KaySL  |  24

DirtyOldUncle, grow a damn backbone and stop taking things so goddamn seriously, and stop feigning offense. What, nobody can bitch about something without the brigade of sanctimonious losers pissing themselves in indignation?

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  benderbot19  |  0

dirtyuncle, what really is the difference between whining and complaining? especially online to someone you don't know. sounds the same. not taking sides, just sayiiinnnn.

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  DocBastard  |  38

KiddNYC - I was first? I didn't even notice! Omg omg what an honor! I didn't even prepare a speech! I'd, um, like to thank my wife for being so great with all the, like support and stuff! And also to the mods for not moderating me! I love you guys! Oh! Oh! And I'd like to thank the man upstairs. THANK YOU, JESUS! YOU ARE THE GREATEST!

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  marix54888  |  0

Well in my school we were kicked out of our class room so it coil be re-carpeted. (we were in the media center anyway) but my teacher said that when the carpeter's un carpeted it there was this huge hole in the middle of the room that just goes down 15 feet or so, and the only thing 2 desks up was the carpet... but maybe that was the case... it was pretty vague.

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  lyndifluff  |  6

13- if you really looked at her picture you would have noticed her creativity which in this case takes the blonde ( which is how you spell that word btw ) status away. Also this is a app where ppl can ( sometimes ) freely express themselves so if someone wants to be giddy and joke around they can and that doesn't make them a " blonde " because of it. One more thing from reading everyone's comments that include yours, I would stop digging your hold right now before you can't climb out because you really suck at trolling. Just saying. =)

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  sourgirl101  |  21

Somebody call 911! Shawty fire burning on the dance floor, whoa I gotta cool her down She wan' bring the roof to ground On the dance floor, whoa (She's fire burning, fire burning on the dance floor) ****I combined this comment and the fire alarm FML to get this song!(:

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  sourgirl101  |  21

Somebody call 911! Shawty fire burning on the dance floor, whoa I gotta cool her down She wan' bring the roof to ground On the dance floor, whoa (She's fire burning, fire burning on the dance floor) ****I combined this comment and the fire alarm FML to get this song!(:

By  jennifer93  |  0

I liked how you used the "today" that you need to have and added in "tomorrow". well played

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